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Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« on: July 01, 2011, 10:34:37 AM »
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Police in Brandenburg who discovered a large plot of cannabis called on the neighbouring house only to find an 84-year-old woman who had been feeding her rabbits with the plants.

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“The rabbits really like it,” the woman told officers who called on her in the village of Golzow near Belzig, according to Saturday’s Tagesspiegel.

A police officer had seen the healthy, metre-high plants from the road while on his way to work and told his colleagues, who visited the plot’s owner – the elderly woman.

She told them that she had not grown the plants herself, but that they had simply started growing there, and had proven to be excellent rabbit food. Not only did the rabbits love eating the plants, they grew back very quickly after she cut them down, she told the investigating officers.

A spokesman for the Brandenburg police said her explanation had sounded plausible, but the officers could not leave her with the plants, rather cut them all down and took them to the forensics laboratory for testing.

The three large plastic sacks of weed will now be tested to determine the level of THC – the psycho-active ingredient in cannabis - they contain. There was no official comment on what the elderly woman was expected to feed her rabbits with now.
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2011, 11:53:50 AM »
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There was no official comment on what the elderly woman was expected to feed her rabbits with now.

*snicker*
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2011, 12:04:56 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 01, 2011, 10:34:37 AM

Brandenburg as in Germany I presume.

Funny, because Brandenton is the pot capital of Florida.
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2011, 01:25:57 PM »
Problem is that the more you feed them the hungrier they seem to get.  Next thing you know you got a bunch of rabbits laying around the yard listening to Pink Floyd and wondering why they can't hold a job.
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2011, 01:34:38 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 01, 2011, 01:25:57 PM
Problem is that the more you feed them the hungrier they seem to get.  Next thing you know you got a bunch of rabbits laying around the yard listening to Pink Floyd and wondering why they can't hold a job.


You hold it right there.  Marijuana has never been the cause of anything bad to happen.   
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2011, 01:47:23 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 01, 2011, 01:34:38 PM

You hold it right there.  Marijuana has never been the cause of anything bad to happen.

That didn't sound too bad to me.
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2011, 01:53:37 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on July 01, 2011, 01:47:23 PM
That didn't sound too bad to me.


There is a thread somewhere in the SGA about marijuana use that went on for days.


We'll wait for you to catch up.

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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2011, 02:03:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 01, 2011, 01:53:37 PM

There is a thread somewhere in the SGA about marijuana use that went on for days.


We'll wait for you to catch up.

Sounds like a great Bump opportunity.
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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2011, 02:06:26 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 01, 2011, 02:03:06 PM
Sounds like a great Bump opportunity.

We're talking about weed, not cocaine.  Junky.
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 02:16:18 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on July 01, 2011, 02:06:26 PM
We're talking about weed, not cocaine.  Junky.

Weed and Cocaine.....PPPPPFFFFTTTTTTTT.  Child's play.  Everyone who is anyone knows that OC and Smack is where it's at.  This post was made in humor, neither the needle, pills or that smoky white devil is not a part of my life.
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2011, 02:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 01, 2011, 01:53:37 PM

There is a thread somewhere in the SGA about marijuana use that went on for days.


We'll wait for you to catch up.

Dude...  If we like, legalize pot...  We could like, save all that money wasted on the war on drugs.  And, we could tax it!  Yeah!  That's it...  We could like, tax it and use the money for other stuff... like, free healtcare and Doritos...  Wait, wait, wait...  Tacos...  Yeah!  Like the government could give away free tacos... 
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2011, 02:32:07 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on July 01, 2011, 02:31:27 PM
Dude...  If we like, legalize pot...  We could like, save all that money wasted on the war on drugs.  And, we could tax it!  Yeah!  That's it...  We could like, tax it and use the money for other stuff... like, free healtcare and Doritos...  Wait, wait, wait...  Tacos...  Yeah!  Like the government could give away free tacos...

and rabbits would have something to eat.
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2011, 02:33:57 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 01, 2011, 02:32:07 PM
and rabbits would have something to eat.

See problem solved!
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2011, 02:34:02 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 01, 2011, 02:32:07 PM
and rabbits would have something to eat.

Yeah man!  Rabbit tacos...  That would be kewl!
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2011, 02:45:53 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on July 01, 2011, 02:34:02 PM
Yeah man!  Rabbit tacos...  That would be kewl!

Tacos made with real rabbit?  Preposterous!  Taco Bell couldn't even make a taco with 100% beef, how do you expect them to make one with 100% rabit?
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Re: Elderly lady growing marijuana as rabbit food
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2011, 01:38:58 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on July 01, 2011, 02:31:27 PM
Dude...  If we like, legalize pot...  We could like, save all that money wasted on the war on drugs.  And, we could tax it!  Yeah!  That's it...  We could like, tax it and use the money for other stuff... like, free healtcare and Doritos...  Wait, wait, wait...  Tacos...  Yeah!  Like the government could give away free tacos...

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