Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning

[Lurking Tiger]

Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.

I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.

Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
 

[dallaswareagle]

Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.

I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.

Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
 

Peddle faster

[Townhallsavoy]

[Kaos]

Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.

I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.

Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
 

I hate people who ride bikes on roads.  I throw drinks and refuse at them as I roar past.

[Townhallsavoy]

Side story -

It's legal in California for bikes/motorcycles to ride in between lanes on the freeway. 

When I was out there, I was extremely tempted to open my door and watch one take a tumble.  But I chickened out after I considered the murder charges.

[Lurking Tiger]

I hate people who ride bikes on roads.  I throw drinks and refuse at them as I roar past.

It's a motorcycle.

Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?

[AUTiger1]

It's a motorcycle.

Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?

Shouldn't you be riding with one of these



If she didn't have a window anymore I am sure she would have moved.

[dallaswareagle]

Shouldn't you be riding with one of these



If she didn't have a window anymore I am sure she would have moved.

This would make her move quicker:

   

[DnATL]

Side story -

It's legal in California for bikes/motorcycles to ride in between lanes on the freeway. 

When I was out there, I was extremely tempted to open my door and watch one take a tumble.  But I chickened out after I considered the murder charges.

Seems like a good place for this.........

[AWK]

This would make her move quicker:

roflcopters.

[djsimp]

Or expose your package

[Townhallsavoy]

Seems like a good place for this.........

I thought my door had a good place hovering over the lines as I drove down the freeway.  I can't help that some reckless cyclist is insisting on riding in between the sanctioned lanes.

[Saniflush]

It's a motorcycle.

Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?

Hope you didn't tell the wife that story.