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Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning

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Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« on: June 30, 2011, 03:58:43 PM »
Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.

I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.

Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 04:14:06 PM »
Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.

I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.

Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 04:16:14 PM »
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 04:52:10 PM »
Lady in a minivan decided to "share the road" by "sharing my lane" this morning while I was riding my bike. I had nowhere to go but the curb, so I slapped her window. She looked at me, gave me the my-bad waive and I saw her mouth "Sorry". Meanwhile I am waiving her off and yelling for her to get the fuck out of my lane. She never moved. Luckily the car behind us slowed down and I was able to get in behind her.

I moved around to her side of the vehicle and pointed to my eyes and then the road. She just shrugged.

Her insurance rates are probably lower than mine.
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I hate people who ride bikes on roads.  I throw drinks and refuse at them as I roar past.
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 04:55:39 PM »
Side story -

It's legal in California for bikes/motorcycles to ride in between lanes on the freeway. 

When I was out there, I was extremely tempted to open my door and watch one take a tumble.  But I chickened out after I considered the murder charges.
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 05:02:47 PM »
I hate people who ride bikes on roads.  I throw drinks and refuse at them as I roar past.

It's a motorcycle.

Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 05:17:56 PM »
It's a motorcycle.

Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?

Shouldn't you be riding with one of these



If she didn't have a window anymore I am sure she would have moved.
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 05:21:00 PM »
Shouldn't you be riding with one of these



If she didn't have a window anymore I am sure she would have moved.

This would make her move quicker:

   
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2011, 06:19:41 PM »
Side story -

It's legal in California for bikes/motorcycles to ride in between lanes on the freeway. 

When I was out there, I was extremely tempted to open my door and watch one take a tumble.  But I chickened out after I considered the murder charges.
Seems like a good place for this.........
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2011, 06:37:26 PM »
This would make her move quicker:


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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2011, 07:13:07 PM »
Or expose your package

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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2011, 08:56:46 PM »
Seems like a good place for this.........


I thought my door had a good place hovering over the lines as I drove down the freeway.  I can't help that some reckless cyclist is insisting on riding in between the sanctioned lanes.
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Re: Saw Jerry's Mom This Morning
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2011, 07:02:04 AM »
It's a motorcycle.

Shouldn't you be off pimping one of your stories that just came to you ?


Hope you didn't tell the wife that story.
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