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Weiner for president
« on: June 23, 2011, 02:56:17 PM »
New York’s disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner will shortly announce that he is running for President, and that his running mate will be Attorney General Eric Holder.

Everyone hurry out to get your Weiner-Holder bumper sticker!



Got that from Dave Petzal who has a blog on Field and Stream.  Had to share.
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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 04:00:34 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on June 23, 2011, 02:56:17 PM
New York’s disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner will shortly announce that he is running for President, and that his running mate will be Attorney General Eric Holder.

Everyone hurry out to get your Weiner-Holder bumper sticker!



Got that from Dave Petzal who has a blog on Field and Stream.  Had to share.

Actually, I heard that he's teaming up with another disgraced Democrat from NYC, Eliot Spitzer.  Weiner-Spitzer...  Ha...   :rimshot:
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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 05:43:27 PM »
This is all fine and dandy, but we all know there will be some stiff competition.
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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 09:01:35 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on June 23, 2011, 05:43:27 PM
This is all fine and dandy, but we all know there will be some stiff competition.

I don't think they'll go very far.  I suppose there's always the possibility that they'll stick it out, but they'll likely need to pull out before it's over. 
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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 09:19:02 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on June 24, 2011, 09:01:35 AM
I don't think they'll go very far.  I suppose there's always the possibility that they'll stick it out, but they'll likely need to pull out before it's over.

I agree. When things start going cold, their chances of victory grow smaller.
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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 09:24:39 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on June 24, 2011, 09:19:02 AM
I agree. When things start going cold, their chances of victory grow smaller.

Exactly...  Cold receptions...  Shrinking chances...  No doubt.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 11:46:10 AM »
The latest pole on Weiner has him standing way out front.  I think you can hang you hat on Weiner and he'll be hard to beat.
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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 12:58:05 PM »
If weiner wins I'll choke my chicken and slap my monkey.
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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 02:51:38 PM »
Holy shit!  Do you know how many dick jokes you all just made?!
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Re: Weiner for president
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 03:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on June 24, 2011, 02:51:38 PM
Holy shit!  Do you know how many dick jokes you all just made?!

It's hard not to notice when Weiner is out there like that.  But, Weiner thrust himself into the limelight with his antics.  Now a run for President?  I think he doesn't have a chance but he just may force himself in there.
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 11:18:42 PM »
I just hope he doesn't end up breaking it off short.  That will be painful to watch.
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