Where Has The Auburner Gone?

[AUChizad]

To Twitter apparently.

The Auburner in its prime was probably my favorite Auburn-related website.

Now Mark's tweets are what cracks me up.

Bryan Fischer retweeted the SBB story reinforcing that something was fishy with the salaries. Something about Auburn, like Lucy, "has some splainin' to do".

@BryanDFischer believes paying woman an avg of $185/month is so crazy that it can be likened to Lucy pulling one of her crazy antics.
I'm not saying @BryanDFischer is a misogynist. I'm just really hoping that you infer that.

Source: #Malzahn playfakes often deliberate plots to deceive others: #Newton complicit in mendacity.
#sportsbybrooksscandals

Auburn football players granted sideline access to Auburn football games.
#sportsbybrooksscandals

Gustav Malzahn: Where is the birth certificate?
#sportsbybrooksscandals

HOAX: Auburn's BCS Championship game was recorded at an indoor facility somewhere in the Arizona Desert. #sportsbybrooksscandals

I lost it at work on that last one.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Auburn football players granted sideline access to Auburn football games.
#sportsbybrooksscandals

 

[GH2001]

To Twitter apparently.

The Auburner in its prime was probably my favorite Auburn-related website.

Now Mark's tweets are what cracks me up.

Bryan Fischer retweeted the SBB story reinforcing that something was fishy with the salaries. Something about Auburn, like Lucy, "has some splainin' to do".

I lost it at work on that last one.

LMFAO

 

[AUChizad]

War Blogle got in on some of the fun too.

REPORT: 2010 Auburn football team used weekdays to prepare for weekend games.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines

Sources reveal "Auburn Family" actually just a group of fans. Most not related at all.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines

REPORT: Auburn demanded that 8 teams traveled hundreds of miles to play games in their own stadium.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines

Auburn wore special shoes with "spiky things on the bottom" to help with traction in ALL 14 games.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines

Auburn suspected in attempted poisoning of Les Miles with mysterious white powdery substance sprayed every 3 feet on home turf.
#sportsbybrooksheadlines