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« Reply #60 on: December 02, 2011, 09:59:56 AM »
He was Hulk Hogan....LMAO

So how does that Karma thing work again?
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #61 on: December 02, 2011, 10:19:35 AM »
He was Hulk Hogan....LMAO

So how does that Karma thing work again?
Actually, that's a pretty accurate description.

All Finebaum callers are pompous shit-talking assholes, only entertaining to rednecks and morons.
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #62 on: December 02, 2011, 10:20:03 AM »
Let's be sure to document whether or not Toomer's gets rolled.
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #63 on: December 02, 2011, 10:31:48 AM »
   

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« Reply #64 on: December 02, 2011, 10:37:09 AM »
I got nothing to say because I don't really want to go to hell all that much. 

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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #65 on: December 02, 2011, 10:39:04 AM »
That article made me projectile vomit. 

Shane epitomized the very worst that the Alabama fanbase has to offer.  He was the sidewalk fan, the uneducated racist rabble, the unwashed mass of ignorance that is stereotypical of the entire populace of Alabama fandom. 

What's sad is that the author of that piece applauded those traits.  He celebrated the bottom of the barrel trash that Shane represented.

His ill-informed diatribes, his venomous rants, his outright lies in a continued effort to degrade Auburn, its players, its coaches and its fans helped poison the always frail relationship that exists between Tide and Tiger fans.

Is it truly something to celebrate that his braying jackassery paved the way for a stream of moronic, ill bred rabble rousers in the manner of Tammy, Legend, Darryl and Phyllis? 

Shane's contribution to this world was cloaked in jealousy and hate.  Are we really going to hail a pitiable excuse for a human being whose life served only to heighten the degradation of civility and amplify crudity?

That is his legacy. Shame, disgrace and the debasement of basic decorum. 

Shane was no journalist. He was an incompetent hack hoping and praying that the filth he perpetuated would somehow stain the institution he loathed out of nothing more than fear.

That people bothered to read his ham-handed attempts to express his vile thoughts in word and even more that some accepted those efforts as quasi-journalism is disgraceful evidence of just how far standards have fallen in this world. 

I would like to say I'm sorry Shane is dead, but the hard truth is that I don't give a shit either way.  I'm not celebrating his death, but I'm not mourning him either.   Dead or alive, I couldn't care less about Shane.

I'm not going to offer insincere platitudes or make phony promises to keep him or his family in my prayers.  I find that sort of behavior to be hypocritical.  I wouldn't have wasted my spit on Shane when he was alive.  I won't pretend that his death has any impact on me. 

Shane wasn't a great crusader fighting for some elusive truth.  In life, Shane was a shallow, bitter, frustrated, vile, hateful, frightened, little pissant of a man who exhibited a classic case of perpetual little brother jealousy.  In death he is silent.   


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BTW, what I just wrote up there apparently makes me not a true Auburn fan.  Samplings from around the web:

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Wow. You guys are placing your alledgiance to a team ahead of real life compassion. I couldn't stand hearing him, but to judge him and pay dis-respects is disturbing to me. Go ahead bash me, but if you have posted or have a notion to post something negative about a guy whose time has come; you need to take a second to check yourself! Did you learn spelling at the Shane School of Journalism?
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Updyke = Stupid
Paying Disrespect to the passed = ???...No words to describe!

I'm glad people that have the desire to post something like this makes up the minority of Auburn fans that I hope I never have to associate with. Good.

I'm so thankful that God didn't think like you! You and I, being a Gentile, would have no hope!

Seriously people, read this thread and tell me it doesn't make you sick! 
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Guys,
He was a caller on a radio show. He wasn't evil, he wasn't even a "bad person".

He was a man with aspirations above his current lot in life and was trying to emulate someone he obviously admired very much.

Now, all his dreams and aspirations for life are for naught and his family had to pick up the pieces.

This is bigger than football. I will pray for his family and for my own: may God not rip my family apart at such a young age. Pffftttttt
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this guy has family that is in agony this morning and all some can think to do is to post our own Hatred Eulogy on a message board for him. At the least, just refrain from commenting on him! This is the kind of stuff that makes the intense rivalry turn to hate. I may be a minority thinking this way, but if I am,..I'm truly disappointed. I don't know who you are and you have your "Freedom of Speech" and freedom to have your own opinion but come on.......I don't know why this is bothering me so much but do you honestly think that this defines a character of "class" for an Auburn fan?  You sow hate, you reap it. 
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There were times when he was infuriating to listen to but you have to respect his passion and loyalty. When he didn't let his hatred for all things Auburn get the best of him, he made some good points. Yes during the Cam allegations he was especially unbearable; however, I noticed after Auburn won the NC, he finally seemed to accept it and move on. Since then, he seemed to have mellowed out and he's been a rather likable caller. Perhaps that coincided with his diagnosis, I don't know. Anyway, I for one am sad to hear of his passing and I will miss his "character" on the radio show. Respect passion and loyalty?  To what?
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I was not a big fan of Shane, but I will not celebrate the death of another human being. I will pray that his family and friends find peace.  Wonder if he celebrated the death of Bin Laden? Or Hitler?
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #66 on: December 02, 2011, 10:52:27 AM »
Can't wait for Finebaum to read that on the air today. Or at least cherry pick to "prove" that Auburn fans are vile, despicable human beings.

I'm sure the asshole that wrote that has already visited to see where those hits are coming from.

Dickwad has made a point to quote random posts on message boards in his "articles" before.
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2011, 11:10:56 AM »
Where were those from?

I can get on board with "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all," but that's as far as I'll go. And I guess I already violated that.

Will Harvey Updyke's family be in the thoughts and prayers of the Auburn Fambly when he becomes worm food?

Shane is/was the next notch below Updyke on the "human personification of everything there is to hate about bammers" rankings list. He reveled in it.
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« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2011, 11:17:41 AM »
Where were those from?

I can get on board with "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all," but that's as far as I'll go. And I guess I already violated that.

Will Harvey Updyke's family be in the thoughts and prayers of the Auburn Fambly when he becomes worm food?

Shane is/was the next notch below Updyke on the "human personification of everything there is to hate about bammers" rankings list. He reveled in it.

auburn.247  But there were others.  I just didn't bother to dig them out. 

I understand the "don't speak ill of the dead" thing, but I have a different take on it.  Why say something completely fake and phony when somebody's dead?  If you didn't like them in life, don't pretend some shit when they're gone. 

I had zero respect for Shane.  If there was a quantity less than zero, I had infinity of that.  I had no respect for his self-promoted ability as a "journalist."  I had no respect for his attitude.  I had no respect for his behavior.  He wasn't somebody I would have wasted one second talking to in real life unless he was taking my order.  Not going to pretend otherwise now. 
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #69 on: December 02, 2011, 11:25:17 AM »
auburn.247  But there were others.  I just didn't bother to dig them out. 

I understand the "don't speak ill of the dead" thing, but I have a different take on it.  Why say something completely fake and phony when somebody's dead?  If you didn't like them in life, don't pretend some shit when they're gone. 

I had zero respect for Shane.  If there was a quantity less than zero, I had infinity of that.  I had no respect for his self-promoted ability as a "journalist."  I had no respect for his attitude.  I had no respect for his behavior.  He wasn't somebody I would have wasted one second talking to in real life unless he was taking my order.  Not going to pretend otherwise now.

You ought to know better to go over there K. BTW - I thought they banned you.

And for a rare time, you, I and Chizad agree on something here. I saw someone comment on the al.com article that "one day we's gonna lick that darn cancer". The guy brought it on himself in this case by smoking a case a day. Why should I feel sorrow for this guy? He was hateful. He was vile. His motives were full of malice. I fully believe as humans, what goes around comes around. I am like Kaos - indifferent. Not happy, not sad. The only thing that was sad was Shane himself as a living human.
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2011, 12:46:00 PM »
Why should I feel sorrow for this guy? He was hateful. He was vile. His motives were full of malice. I fully believe as humans, what goes around comes around. I am like Kaos - indifferent. Not happy, not sad. The only thing that was sad was Shane himself as a living human.

Pretty much sums my feelings up too.
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« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2011, 12:48:12 PM »
I got nothing to say because I don't really want to go to hell all that much.

^^^This^^^
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2011, 01:14:04 PM »
Some excerpts and comments by me from that crapstain bullshit...

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Better known as “Shane from Centerpoint,” and a regular caller to the Paul Finebaum Show, Shane personified what so many Auburn fans hated about Alabama.

And he wouldn’t have had it any other way.

Then he, and the people around him should be celebrating him getting exactly what he desired.

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Shane had a dream of being a sports journalist, and had several opportunities to write columns for various small market news outlets around the state. His “Shane Sez” article appeared on the Finebaum website for a time, then took its place in other periodicals.

He started blogging on Paul's site, and Paul actually let him believe his crucifying the English language, and continuous attempt to sully anything Auburn were journalism.  Until one day with his new-found journalistic "credentials" he made a call to the NCAA trying to pass himself off as an employee of the Finebaum program trying to get "information" on Auburn, when really it was an attempt for him to make allegations against Auburn under the guise of asking questions about shit he's read on the internet, or simply heard rumored.  Paul had to give the appearance of disassociating him from the show.

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Shane wasn’t afraid to take anybody on. When Paul opened the phone lines for callers to talk to his biggest guests, it was like dropping chum into shark infested waters. Eventually you knew Shane’s call was coming, and mercy wasn’t coming with him. I swear on the air he once made Tim Brando cry.

Yeah, big badass Shane.  On the phone!  Courage at it's finest.  Brando thought he was a fucking moron. 


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Ironically, at this moment he probably knows the truth about Cam Newton, and Chet Williams’ non-profit pay-for-play schemes, and Roy Kramer’s union with Phillip Fulmer to sink Alabama…and any of a number of other conspiracies Shane was so good at orating. And while I don’t believe this is spiritually possible, if there is a way, you can bet any info ascertained will find its way to the right destination for maximum impact. And you can also bank on any LSU lockeroom secrets on January 9th somehow finding their way into Alabama coach Nick Saban’s hands.

Shane the only all knowing and all powerful from beyond this world able to set the "truth" free?  I can't, yeah I can, believe some bammer idiot wrote this.  Fuck sakes these morons never cease to amaze. 

The Finebaum show has created a cult, a small one, remember there's only really a handful of regular idiot callers, that honestly believe THEY are the reason for Paul's success, and Paul lets them believe it.  They're a cult that believes in the unchallenged, over the phone "verbal beatdown".  That believe they're worthy to call in and talk smack at professional in the business or worse talk about them and their families personally.

And those names listed, Phyllis, and BOB, Jim from Tuscaloosa, they came before Shane.  That was a time when the show was far less about just a constant stream of smack talk.  It had some entertainment value 20 years ago. Shane was the leader of the crowd that was brainwashed in to believing their calls were actually substantive, and had an impact on sports. 

Never knew the guy personally, only from his on air persona.  Like the writer said, he wanted to be hated.  Ok then.  I'm with K, indifferent to his passing.   
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2011, 01:51:59 PM »
Never knew the guy personally, only from his on air persona.  Like the writer said, he wanted to be hated.  Ok then.  I'm with K, indifferent to his passing.   
I guess this is important to keep in perspective. Never met the guy. May have been a great dude. But I loath(ed) his shit sucking, soulless, lowest common denominator, inbred redneck fuckstick on air persona.

That fair?
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2011, 03:16:28 PM »
I couldn't make this up, but they are playing a montage of lowlights of him fighting with distinguished guests and getting completely PWNed, calling Auburn fans homosexuals, telling assorted people he's going to put a boot in their asses, etc. with "Time of Your Life" by Green Day playing in the background.
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2011, 03:26:35 PM »
They don't even realize they are mocking him. 

It's sickening. 
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« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2011, 03:53:06 PM »
They don't even realize they are mocking him. 

It's sickening.

Yep.  Chris Vernon says "He was a nice guy, to my face, but then a couple of hours later my phone blows up with text about how the guy was ripping me during his call." 

That's exactly what we should all aspire to have people say about us after we're gone.
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #79 on: December 02, 2011, 04:10:21 PM »
If the montage of my life is a collection of clips where I bray like a retarded jackass, make an absolute fool of myself, exhibit a complete and utter lack of class and dignity, and put a mass of sheer ignorance on display? 

I'd have to say my life was an utter waste.  That's all that pitiable clown had. 

For the record, there were 55 obituaries listed on the Birmingham News site today.  That's 55 people who contributed more to society than some gasbag radio show caller.
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