Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak...

[Kaos]

Ok. 

I give up.   There's shit I want to do with my iphone 4 that I can't. 

How do you jailbreak it? 

Explain it to me like I'm an eight year old.  No, a five year old.

[Saniflush]

Ok. 

I give up.   There's shit I want to do with my iphone 4 that I can't. 

How do you jailbreak it? 

Explain it to me like I'm an eight year old.  No, a five year old.

Chad is the one you want.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Ok. 

I give up.   There's poop I want to do with my iphone 4 that I can't. 

How do you jailbreak it? 

Explain it to me like I'm an eight year old.  No, a five year old.

Bake a cake with a file in it.

[GH2001]

Or get a phone that doesn't require this. Hint hint: open source.

[Kaos]

Chad is the one you want.

He's a criminal.  I'd prefer advice from someone not going to federal pound him in the ass prison. 

Your comment did make me think of this, however.

[AUChizad]

Depends on your model of phone and IOS.

Start here.

http://xsellize.com/forum/50-jailbreak-support/

It used to be retard simple right before 4.0 with jailbreakme.com.

Still not very tough though.

For a beginner, I just recommend getting Cydia, which will automatically show up when you jailbreak, and then getting Installous from there.