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Happy Birthday!
« on: June 14, 2011, 02:58:07 PM »
To dallaswareagle!  Happy Birthday you old crusty bastard! 
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 02:59:42 PM »
Happy Birthday from DeepInnaHearta... hope you have more fun than a cowboy in a whorehouse on payday.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2011, 03:00:56 PM by Tiger Wench »
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 03:09:55 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 14, 2011, 02:58:07 PM
To dallaswareagle!  Happy Birthday you old crusty bastard!

Crusty old ba.....why I oughta'....

Happy happy Dallas
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 03:11:08 PM »
Happy Birthday old man!  Enjoy a carton of Winstons and a case of PBR...you've earned it.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 03:14:22 PM »
Thanks-Not doin to bad for fifte one.

Pros-Got work-a cool wife-Healthy-able to travel to see my tigers-and my job lets me play on message boards and drink at work. (Which I will start shortly.)

Cons- More freaking candles on my cake than hair on my head.

Edit-Got 4 tickets for labor day game-Air-fare and hotel. So looking forward to that.
« Last Edit: June 14, 2011, 03:24:16 PM by dallaswareagle »
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 03:15:35 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2011, 03:11:08 PM
Happy Birthday old man!  Enjoy a carton of Winstons and a case of PBR...you've earned it.

Plan on doing seafood and whogarden tonight.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2011, 03:19:31 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 14, 2011, 03:15:35 PM
Plan on doing seafood and whogarden tonight.
I gotta try that sometime myself.  Hope it's a good one full of beer, sex, food, sex, fun, sex, enjoyment, sex, beer...oh, and sex.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2011, 03:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2011, 03:19:31 PM
I gotta try that sometime myself.  Hope it's a good one full of beer, sex, food, sex, fun, sex, enjoyment, sex, beer...oh, and sex.

Dude, he is married, that much sex will cost him lots of money.....hookers aren't cheap.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 03:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on June 14, 2011, 03:19:31 PM
I gotta try that sometime myself.  Hope it's a good one full of beer, sex, food, sex, fun, sex, enjoyment, sex, beer...oh, and sex.

At 21-beer-sex-beer-sex-beer-sex

At 51-beer-sex-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2011, 03:27:00 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 14, 2011, 03:20:51 PM
Dude, he is married, that much sex will cost him lots of money.....hookers aren't cheap.

you can't put a price on my O-face: Or least that's what I have been told.  :taunt:

   
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2011, 04:22:04 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 14, 2011, 02:59:42 PM
Happy Birthday from DeepInnaHearta... hope you have more fun than a cowboy in a whorehouse on payday.


Payday??? I thought this place was free.

Have a good un Dallas. Drink plenty of beer you old fart.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2011, 08:21:05 PM »
Fuck you...


and Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2011, 09:39:34 AM »
DOB's getting older. Nothing new. Nothing to see here. Move along.



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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2011, 09:43:38 AM »
I'm late to the party. Happy b'day dallas.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2011, 10:28:16 AM »
Happy birthday.  Enjoy the yearly.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2011, 11:02:00 AM »
Happy Birthday

I got you this..



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