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bammers aren't ALL bad...
« on: June 08, 2011, 12:01:59 PM »
A bammer I know from high school emailed me today on FB and offered me his ticket stub from the 2010 Iron Bowl.  He said he collects them, but OBVIOUSLY would not want this particular one in his collection.  I jumped on that like white on rice, defying and downright ignoring the small nagging voice in my head that asked me if I REALLY wanted to give a bammer my home address? 

Now I think I will get one of the photographs from that game and have them framed together… with a small plaque that says “TWENTY-EIGHT TWENTY-SEVEN, BITCH!!!!!”
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Re: bammers aren't ALL bad...
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 12:05:50 PM »
White on rice?  Why is it always about race with you?
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 12:07:19 PM »
White on rice?  Why is it always about race with you?

Thats how they do it in Texas.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 12:08:06 PM »
I am still kicking myself to this day, but that was little Buzz's first Iron Bowl to see live...and I never had a pic of us together taken at the game. 
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 12:26:36 PM »
White on rice?  Why is it always about race with you?

She likes the unhealthy rice.
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Re: bammers aren't ALL bad...
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 02:13:16 PM »
Thats how they do it in Texas.

They love teh Mexicans there.
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Re: bammers aren't ALL bad...
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 03:27:46 PM »
They love teh Mexicans there.

Especially us white folk who are married to one. 
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 03:43:08 PM »
Especially us white folk who are married to one.

You aint nuthin but a jivin' turkey. Honkey ass.
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2011, 03:53:18 PM »
You aint nuthin but a jivin' turkey. Honkey ass.

No es nuthin pero un pavo liando. Culo Honkey.    gotta say it so I understand.
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Re: bammers aren't ALL bad...
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2011, 04:11:11 PM »
You aint nuthin but a jivin' turkey. Honkey ass.

Ol' dallas likes to go south of the border.
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 04:43:53 PM »
Ol' dallas likes to go south of the border.

Been known to spend sometime down there. More time I spend down there the happier she seems to be.  And its spicy too.  :gig:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2011, 05:13:05 PM »
Been known to spend sometime down there. More time I spend down there the happier she seems to be.  And its spicy too.  :gig:

 :thumsup:
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2011, 05:51:07 PM »
Been known to spend sometime down there. More time I spend down there the happier she seems to be.  And its spicy too. :gig:
Penicillin.
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