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Email sent to me about ticket prices.

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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2011, 02:51:47 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on June 07, 2011, 02:28:44 PM
That you did my good man. Simp and I stopped by on opening game but no one was home. We asked for you by name and the people that were there said "we kicked that homo off this spot last year".
haha, All lies.  Except the Snaggle behind the car thing, that's where he gives his pre-game hj's.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2011, 02:55:28 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 07, 2011, 02:51:47 PM
haha, All lies.  Except the Snaggle behind the car thing, that's where he gives his pre-game hj's.

GETS...not gives....GETS.  Damn, pay attention to what you type.  One incorrect word changes the whole dynamic.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2011, 02:58:53 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 07, 2011, 02:51:47 PM
he gives his pre-game hj's.

Sweet Barking Jesus.  I am so there next year.
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2011, 03:00:28 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on June 07, 2011, 02:58:53 PM
Sweet Barking Jesus.  I am so there next year.
Between that and midget horseshoes, we know how to party.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2011, 03:01:40 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 07, 2011, 03:00:28 PM
Between that and midget horseshoes, we know how to party.

It's like I died and went to heaven. 
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2011, 03:08:24 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on June 07, 2011, 03:01:40 PM
It's like I died and went to heaven.

Don't laff, there really was a midget chick there last year.  Chiz got wood
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2011, 03:41:18 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 07, 2011, 03:08:24 PM
Don't laff, there really was a midget chick there last year.  Chiz got wood
She is usually there, she dates a friend of ours.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2011, 03:45:20 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 07, 2011, 03:41:18 PM
She is usually there, she dates a friend of ours.

Who gets pissed when you ask to use her in lieu of horseshoes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2011, 03:50:00 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 07, 2011, 03:41:18 PM
She is usually there, she dates a friend of ours.

Your friend dates the midget girl?  Does he give details?  Spill it. 
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2011, 03:58:34 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 07, 2011, 03:50:00 PM
Your friend dates the midget girl?  Does he give details?  Spill it.

I like where your head is at, sir.
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #30 on: June 07, 2011, 04:01:26 PM »
Quote from: AWK on June 07, 2011, 02:51:47 PM
haha, All lies.  Except the Snaggle behind the car thing, that's where he gives his pre-game hj's.

Pre game? You are selling him short there.  :taunt:
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2011, 04:33:00 PM »
Damn it people...GETS.  I don't give...uuunnnnless I been drinkin'....and it's late...
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2011, 04:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 07, 2011, 04:33:00 PM
Damn it people...GETS.  I don't give...uuunnnnless I been drinkin'....and it's late...

and its AWK.
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2011, 04:51:20 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on June 07, 2011, 04:33:00 PM
Damn it people...GETS.  I don't give...uuunnnnless I been drinkin'....and it's late...

Dutch Rudder?
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #34 on: June 07, 2011, 05:14:18 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 07, 2011, 03:45:20 PM
Who gets pissed when you ask to use her in lieu of horseshoes.
And well he should - that would be cheating.  While some other guy bounces his metal 'shoe off the post, she would stick everytime you split the post with her.   ("Ringers" become "splatters")
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2011, 05:39:27 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on June 07, 2011, 03:58:34 PM
I like where your head is at

That is what the boy friend likes as well...
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2011, 07:04:33 PM »
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Re: Email sent to me about ticket prices.
« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2011, 07:13:24 PM »
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