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Welcome qIsmaelMorenok
« on: June 06, 2011, 02:11:06 PM »
Dude...really?
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Re: Welcome qIsmaelMorenok
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2011, 02:24:03 PM »
I'm trying to formulate a joke, but I just keep reading his name over and over again.  Mind boggling.
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Re: Welcome qIsmaelMorenok
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2011, 02:41:52 PM »
I'm trying to formulate a joke, but I just keep reading his name over and over again.  Mind boggling.

That's the type of name you see when you get one of those emails...

Welcome kind sir,

I am contacting you as I have issue of highest importance.  As heir to an inheritance of substantial wealth, I am in need of your valuable and professional assistance.  I have recently established citizenship in America however there are three bank accounts in India that.....
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Re: Welcome qIsmaelMorenok
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2011, 02:48:01 PM »
Call him Ismael
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Re: Welcome qIsmaelMorenok
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2011, 02:49:42 PM »
I thought the bammers were the only terrorist allowed on the X?
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Re: Welcome qIsmaelMorenok
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2011, 03:06:55 PM »
Stop teasing us.  Post, you bastard!!!
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Re: Welcome qIsmaelMorenok
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2011, 08:27:38 PM »
Thanks to teh Googles, qIsmaelmorenok's identity has been discovered:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2336833/

Now if we can only decipher the meaning of the extraneous Q and K...
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Re: Welcome qIsmaelMorenok
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2011, 07:05:56 AM »
Thanks to teh Googles, qIsmaelmorenok's identity has been discovered:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2336833/

Now if we can only decipher the meaning of the extraneous Q and K...

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