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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #80 on: June 06, 2011, 09:56:51 AM »
Amateurs.

Godfather and I waltzed into the broadcast crew's breakfast, loaded our plates in the middle of everyone, and walked right out.

Ole Miss game two years ago.

Sounds like a good idea. We will keep that in mind. Except for those damn Lincoln Financial games. I am sure their spreads are teh suxxors. But CBS and ESPN? Count me in.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #81 on: June 06, 2011, 01:50:26 PM »
AU_Tiger_2000:  Did you ever wind up at the "Chicken Shack" in Tirana when everything else closed?
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #82 on: June 06, 2011, 03:17:00 PM »
AU_Tiger_2000:  Did you ever wind up at the "Chicken Shack" in Tirana when everything else closed?

Nope, missed that one.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #83 on: June 06, 2011, 03:28:54 PM »
Nope, missed that one.

I don't know to tell you if you didn't miss a whole lot or if you did......a little rowdy to say the least.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #84 on: June 06, 2011, 03:42:29 PM »
I have a couple that I might share later, depends on how much I have to drink tonight.....................

Nothing says too much to drink like a good ole Iron fight. (I lost)

   
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« Reply #85 on: June 06, 2011, 03:46:53 PM »
Nothing says too much to drink like a good ole Iron fight. (I lost)

   

Dude.  The porn is about to rock all the ladies.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #86 on: June 06, 2011, 03:54:34 PM »
Dude.  The porn is about to rock all the ladies.

It's what the 80's were all about.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #87 on: June 06, 2011, 03:54:52 PM »
Nothing says too much to drink like a good ole Iron fight. (I lost)

I was talking to our IT director (old friend) this morning and we thought back to our early 20's at a time when Grandpa Jones was walking around a bar we liked to frequent, with a security t-shirt on and how he managed to bring people to the ground with ease.  Dude had to have been 70 or he lived one rough life.

Of course he had one of these as an equalizer. 



He hit me one night about 6 times in the liver/kidney region and I thought I was going to die.  puked in the parking lot and pissed some blood the next morning. Jesus those things will kill a man!
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #88 on: June 06, 2011, 03:58:12 PM »


He hit me one night about 6 times in the liver/kidney region and I thought I was going to die.  puked in the parking lot and pissed some blood the next morning. Jesus those things will kill a man!

Cause that is a steel pipe with batteries in it to lend weight.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #89 on: June 06, 2011, 04:01:51 PM »
Cause that is a steel pipe with batteries in it to lend weight.

He was like the butler from Mr. Deeds with it.  Very, very sneaky sir.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #90 on: June 08, 2011, 01:32:31 AM »
For those of you who had your hearts set on hearing Flo Rida at the Gadsden Riverfest, he's canceled 2 days before the event, because of problems with his management company. 

How shitty is your career when you cancel a shitty gig at a shitty event because of a dispute with your management company?  Fucking pathetic, I say.

Oh well, he's been replaced by the headline band, Sugar Ray. 

How shitty is your musical career when you are called last minute because Flo Rida pulled out?  Yeesh. 

On the plus side?  I actually might attend this shitty event for the 1st time in 18 years to listen to Drivin' and Cryin'. 
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #91 on: June 08, 2011, 09:35:44 AM »
I actually might attend this shitty event for the 1st time in 18 years to listen to Drivin' and Cryin'.

Make sure to leave your badge in the car, because the doobage will be ample with those guys in the house.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #92 on: June 08, 2011, 09:39:24 AM »
I wouldn't mind seeing Sugar Ray...or better yet, seeing them when they were somewhat relevant.  They had a string of pretty good songs but what's funny is the songs that made it to mainstream radio really weren't of the same style SR normally played.  They started out doing some pretty hard driving rock.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #93 on: June 08, 2011, 09:45:04 AM »
For those of you who had your hearts set on hearing Flo Rida at the Gadsden Riverfest, he's canceled 2 days before the event, because of problems with his management company. 

How shitty is your career when you cancel a shitty gig at a shitty event because of a dispute with your management company?  Fucking pathetic, I say.

Oh well, he's been replaced by the headline band, Sugar Ray. 

How shitty is your musical career when you are called last minute because Flo Rida pulled out?  Yeesh. 

On the plus side?  I actually might attend this shitty event for the 1st time in 18 years to listen to Drivin' and Cryin'.
They used to put on a great show, but the last time I saw them was at Spinnaker in 1993.

As for Flo-Rida...the peoples won't be missing much anyway, except for the apple bottom jeans.  And, the boots with the fur.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #94 on: June 08, 2011, 09:46:43 AM »
I love it when she turns around and gives that big booty a slap
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #95 on: June 08, 2011, 10:46:50 AM »
Ask Chizad about when he saw Sugar Ray at Auburn.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #96 on: June 08, 2011, 10:52:48 AM »
Ask Chizad about when he saw Sugar Ray at Auburn.

Hey Chad, what happened at the Sugar Ray concert?
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #97 on: June 08, 2011, 11:18:33 AM »
Drivin' and Cryin'.

I'm going straight to hell, just like my momma said................
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #98 on: June 08, 2011, 11:21:24 AM »
Hey Chad, what happened at the Sugar Ray concert?

Mark McGrath fucked his girl.  That's my guess.
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Re: Alabama Destinations
« Reply #99 on: June 08, 2011, 11:23:32 AM »
Mark McGrath fucked his girl.  That's my guess.

Mark McGrath used to make my wife moist.  Only white man ever make my wife moist.
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