Alabama Destinations

[AUTiger1]

I practically had an open bar at the resort this past weekend. I meant to call you but got a little too sloshed. I knew I had too much when I was talking poop to the Alligators from the shore.

  You sound like me when I have too much.

[Snaggletiger]

I practically had an open bar at the resort this past weekend. I meant to call you but got a little too sloshed. I knew I had too much when I was talking shit to the Alligators from the shore.

The key though is were the gators wearing bikinis?

[GH2001]

The key though is were the gators wearing bikinis?

AUT1 - Good to know I am not the only one who talks shit to dumb animals and trees when teh drunk.

Ummm, well I'm just not sure Snag. Don't remember much from Sat or Sunday night other than those little bastards were pissing me off the way they were looking at me. With their heads barely above the water eyeing my beer and shit. Fuck them. The fight would've lasted 10 seconds. Because I wouldn't have lasted long in my drunken state. And then there's the fact that I am a human and they are gators with a 5000 psi bite. Still though, I wasn't gonna let em stare at my beer in that fashion.

[Buzz Killington]

It's too damn hot out here for a penguin!!!

[CCTAU]

Big Lots is calling yore name boy!

[GH2001]

Big Lots is calling yore name boy!

Hey, thats a good deal. And teh poolz are looking mighty nice in South Alabama these last fews days of high 90's mixed with teh humids.

[Token]

Let me just say, I don't drive 1.6 miles to see Noccalula Falls. BUT, if you like hiking and are considering driving this way, do it next weekend so you'll get to enjoy the "Riverfest" in Gadsden. Where else could you see Randy Travis, Bo Bice, The Guess Who, Jessie James, and Flo Rida for $25?

[GH2001]

Let me just say, I don't drive 1.6 miles to see Noccalula Falls. BUT, if you like hiking and are considering driving this way, do it next weekend so you'll get to enjoy the "Riverfest" in Gadsden. Where else could you see Randy Travis, Bo Bice, The Guess Who, Jessie James, and Flo Rida for $25?

Something about that combo don't sound right. But I'd pay that just to see the Guess Who and Travis.

I never thought I would see Randy Travis and Flo Rida at the same gig. The times....they are a changin.

[AUTiger1]

AUT1 - Good to know I am not the only one who talks poop to dumb animals and trees when teh drunk.

Ummm, well I'm just not sure Snag. Don't remember much from Sat or Sunday night other than those little bastards were pissing me off the way they were looking at me. With their heads barely above the water eyeing my beer and poop. eff them. The fight would've lasted 10 seconds. Because I wouldn't have lasted long in my drunken state. And then there's the fact that I am a human and they are gators with a 5000 psi bite. Still though, I wasn't gonna let em stare at my beer in that fashion.

True story, I whooped a chairs ass one night for tripping me after heavy amounts of drinking.  I was talked into it, but still......That fucker didn't trip anyone else after I sent to it to that great woodshop in the sky.

[Token]

I think this is the first year for a rap artist. Friday night once was for rock and Saturday was country. Then someone complained about racism so now Flo Rida is on his way in for Friday. I think the Guess Who, Bo Bice and Randy Travis are all on Saturday.

[Tiger Wench]

http://www.chiefladiga.com/

The Chief Ladiga Trail is Alabama's first rails-to-trails project. The 33-mile trail stretches from the Alabama-Georgia state line to Anniston. The Chief Ladiga is on the same rail corridor as the Silver Comet Trail in Georgia. The two are expected to be joined after the Cleburne County section is completed. When the Chief Ladiga and the Silver Comet trails are connected there will be a 90-mile corridor available for non-motorized travel from just west of Atlanta, Georgia to Anniston, Alabama.

Hiking or biking up and down the former railroad.  You can camp along the way too I think.  Goes through the Appalachian Foothills and loverlee Piedmont, AL...

[djsimp]

True story, I whooped a chairs ass one night for tripping me after heavy amounts of drinking.  I was talked into it, but still......That fucker didn't trip anyone else after I sent to it to that great woodshop in the sky.

This sounds like me after some a lot of Wild Turkey.

[dallaswareagle]

I think this is the first year for a rap artist. Friday night once was for rock and Saturday was country. Then someone complained about racism so now Flo Rida is on his way in for Friday. I think the Guess Who, Bo Bice and Randy Travis are all on Saturday.

And it will be "Guess who" cause I saw them last year in Texas and the only original member may have been the guy setting up the sound system.

[AUTiger1]

This sounds like me after some a lot of Wild Turkey.

Tequila



Remember it like it was yesterday.  Broke up with GF, go to party at someones house I didn't even know, slam nasty tequila, get hammered, kick chairs ass after my "friends" insisted I do it. 

Get into yelling match with owner of said chair, fisticuffs with owner of said chair, all the while my "friends" are watching this go down, wind up crashing through glass storm door with owner of chair coming with me. 

Go to the hospital for stitches and get sewn up.  Wake up next day sore and hungover and just happen to look at my paperwork and noticed it said "patient is intoxicated and somewhat uncooperative".  Bad, bad, bad couple of days for ole AUT1.   

EDIT:  I have since mellowed out and don't give a shit anymore and learned to control myself.  I can drink anything and will wind up the night telling everyone I love them and give them hugs, free bottles of booze and good cigars.  I am a pretty good drunk for the most part these days.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Tequila



Remember it like it was yesterday.  Broke up with GF, go to party at someones house I didn't even know, slam nasty tequila, get hammered, kick chairs ass after my "friends" insisted I do it. 

Get into yelling match with owner of said chair, fisticuffs with owner of said chair, all the while my "friends" are watching this go down, wind up crashing through glass storm door with owner of chair coming with me. 

Go to the hospital for stitches and get sewn up.  Wake up next day sore and hungover and just happen to look at my paperwork and noticed it said "patient is intoxicated and somewhat uncooperative".  Bad, bad, bad couple of days for ole AUT1.

My roommate lost a fight to a hanging light fixture (it jumped him) in Tamarack Apt at Auburn.  It knocked him down and then my friend couldn't lay a hand on it because it was swinging too much.

[AUTiger1]

My roommate lost a fight to a hanging light fixture (it jumped him) in Tamarack Apt at Auburn.  It knocked him down and then my friend couldn't lay a hand on it because it was swinging too much.

 

I have seen similar things.  It's fun sometimes to be sober and watch a drunk make a fool of themselves. 

[Aubie16]

Although, we've considered budgeting to build an in-ground pool in our backyard.  Especially since we're both teachers and will most likely have every summer off unless we get real jobs.

I would strongly recommend against this.

[Saniflush]

Damn! 
That price includes the Brita filtration system.

[djsimp]

Broke up with GF

Do what?!

Damn! 
That price includes the Brita filtration system.

That sombitch will be smoking within an hour.

[AUTiger1]

Do what?!

Girlfriend, not GodFather.