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Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading

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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2011, 01:14:17 PM »
For you military/COD war games people, the new Larry Correia book is stellar.  TOTALLY different from Monster Hunter International and Hard Magic, but still awesome it is own unique way.

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Dead Six:  Larry Correia (Baen Books):  Michael Valentine, veteran and former member of an elite private military company, has been recruited by the government to conduct a secret counter-terror operation in the Persian Gulf nation of Zubara. The unit is called Dead Six. Their mission is to take the fight to the enemy and not get caught. 

Lorenzo, assassin and thief extraordinaire, is being blackmailed by the world’s most vicious crime lord. His team has to infiltrate the Zubaran terrorist network and pull off an impossible heist or his family will die. When Dead Six compromises his objective, Lorenzo has a new job: Find and kill Valentine. 

As allegiances are betrayed and the nation descends into a bloody civil war, Lorenzo and Valentine must face off.  Two men. Two missions. Only one will win.

Larry wrote this book in tandem with an active duty military guy.    The first few chapters are available as A FREE SAMPLE HERE.
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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2011, 11:52:08 AM »
I just finished Lee Child's latest, The Affair.  Y'all know from my histrionic explosion over the choice of Tom Cruise to play Jack Reacher in "One Shot" that I am a huge Reacher fan.  I consider that the most fucked up casting decision in movie history.  That's like letting the late Anna Nicole Smith play Jackie Kennedy.  But the word from the book tour from The Affair is that Child is telling people to piss off, that Cruise is a great choice, and that despite the fact that Reacher's enormous size and physique is almost a separate character in and of itself in terms of impact on the plot line of EVERY BOOK, it really doesn't matter that Jack Reacher's penis is bigger than Tom Cruise.

So add Child's position about the Jumping Couch Monkey to the plot of the latest book, and you have to come to the inevitable conclusion.

Child is officially a sell-out.

The Affair reads like a movie treatment than the creative Reacher novels I have come to know and love.  You have the hot sheriff, the mysterious death in a tiny military town in Bumfuck, MS, racial tensions, and the perquisite stupid redneck scumbags that try to pick a fight with Reacher several times with predictable results.  The plotlines are so obvious, even when Child thinks he is being clever - the red herrings are real... until they aren't, for the most implausible of reasons.  For example, the Sheriff's official Marine Corps file is a top secret document incapable of being tampered with - until is isn't.  It's like he wrote himself into a crack and then just knocked a hole in the wall to get out of it.

It also has the longest and most detailed love scenes of any of the previous Reacher books.  That is not necessarily a bad thing for those of us who would leave our husbands for Jack Reacher, but this many books into the series, with the female Reacher fans being used to just fantasizing about those love scenes, a long, detailed description of Reacher having sex is almost TMI now.  But... no action movie is complete without a love scene, so Child had to write one.  Another plot device checked off the list!

I believe Child is winding down the series.  We get explanations for everything from Reacher's D.C. bank account to the folding toothbrush to his thought process in deciding to hit the road and go off the grid.  Then in the end, we discover what lead him to Margrave, Georgia, which, of course, is the setting for the very first Reacher novel (and the absolute best book of the bunch) Killing Floor.

Child started out in television production, and it has become obvious that he is coming full circle.  He is beginning to focus more on "How can I write these books to be movies that will make me money?" rather than "How can I write the kick ass stories about an awesome character my fans have come to know and love?"  James Patterson and others have followed this same path - create a unique character, write interesting books, then once you become a household name, start churning out the pabulum for the masses, while allowing everything that attracted the real readers to your stories to wither on the vine.  To her credit, Charlaine Harris is quitting on Sookie Stackhouse before this happens.  Child should do the same.

Bottom line, The Affair is a good book.  It is not, however, a good Reacher book.
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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2011, 12:21:46 PM »
Now that I have vented my spleen over how much The Affair breaks my heart... on to Virgil Flowers!

John Sanford is best known for his Prey novels, which feature Lucas Davenport, a cop/investigator in Minneapolis.  Recently, Sanford spun off one of Davenport's fellow cops, Virgil Flowers, into his own series and they are fabulous.  The most recent is Bad Blood - Flowers (or, as he is affectionately and repeatedly referred to throughout all the books "that fucking Flowers") is sent to assist a small town sheriff with a nasty murder that turns out to be linked to some seriously horrible stuff. 

Sanford is unique in his writing in that he lets you into the bad guy's/guys' head while Flowers and Davenport are kind of stumbling along trying to make sense of it all.  So while there's not really a "who dunnit?" factor, you can still get seriously wrapped up in the twists and surprises that come along, even though you know what both sides are thinking and planning and doing.  It actually makes the stories flow easier.

Flowers is a scoundrel, and has a thing for the ladies, so he scores with anything with boobies.  But his personality flaws make him engaging and likeable and yeah, I would let him tumble me around for fun too.  He is smart without being improbably so, and he makes mistakes that cost him and others, so overall the stories have a very realistic flair to them.

I like the Virgil Flowers books as much as I like the many Lucas Davenport books, and hope Sanford keeps Virgil around for a good while.
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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2012, 09:06:56 PM »
Latest Book:  Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter.  By Seth Grahame-Smith

This is NOT twilighty true blood with glittery vamps kissing humans in the sunshine kind of book.  This is a wickedly funny, very entertaining premise that combines real events in the life of our 16th President with his secret quest to rid this nation of vampires, starting with the one that killed his mother.

The Lost Colony of Roanoke?  Vampires.

The spread of slave market in the South?  Vampires buying the old, young and infirm to use as a buffet at parties.

This is just a great book.  For anyone who has ever read one of the many MANY biographies of Abe Lincoln, you can see how his dark, tormented, depressive personality would blend quite well into this story line.  It is a quick and easy read, and very enjoyable.

They are also making a movie from it, due out next year.

From some reviews:
By the way, I missed this thread, but read the book around the same time as this this discussion took place.

Just watched the movie. I know it's cliché, but DAMN was the book better.

Granted, some of the action scenes were cool, but way too "special effectsy". The scene where he chases a vampire across the backs of a trampling herd of horses comes to mind.

Henry is not revealed to be a vampire himself until much later in the movie. What purpose does that serve besides cheapening the whole dynamic of the character? Abe didn't want to abolish slavery to cut off the lifeblood of the vampires. He did it because of his fondness of his black buddy from childhood (a character not in the book). He doesn't kill hundreds of vampires because he vowed to erradicate them to avenge his mother. He went after specific ones that did him wrong, including a "head vampire" character that didn't exist in the book. The cool way that the book intertwined historical fact, people Abe knew (for example Edgar Allen Poe) and places in Abe's real life are absent here. The fact that the protagonist is Abe Lincoln is almost coincidental here. His name could have been Robert Daniels and the script could have remained virtually the same. Going to refrain from spoilers, but one of the best parts of the book was the ending. No John Wilkes Boothe here. The movie ends before Lincoln's assassination.

Bottom line: read the book. Don't bother with the movie.
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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2012, 10:32:58 AM »
Some of ya'll need to read the "Left Behind" series

It could end up being a "How To' series for a few of you in the future.......
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2012, 11:10:59 AM »
Some of ya'll need to read the "Left Behind" series

It could end up being a "How To' series for a few of you in the future.......

I let Kirk Cameron read it aloud while VV is giving him a rusty trombone.  I highly recommend this as the inflection gets really intense when the hobbit finds a nugget he can sink his teeth into.
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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2012, 11:17:36 AM »
I let Kirk Cameron read it aloud while VV is giving him a rusty trombone.  I highly recommend this as the inflection gets really intense when the hobbit finds a nugget he can sink his teeth into.

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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2012, 04:36:43 PM »
Some of ya'll need to read the "Left Behind" series

It could end up being a "How To' series for a few of you in the future.......

Ironically enough, this series can be compared to Fifty Shades of Grey.  If not for the subject matter, they would never have been read by anyone - the writing itself is ATROCIOUS.
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Re: Wench's Guide to What's Worth Reading
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2012, 10:04:13 AM »
By the way, I missed this thread, but read the book around the same time as this this discussion took place.

Just watched the movie. I know it's cliché, but DAMN was the book better.

Granted, some of the action scenes were cool, but way too "special effectsy". The scene where he chases a vampire across the backs of a trampling herd of horses comes to mind.

Henry is not revealed to be a vampire himself until much later in the movie. What purpose does that serve besides cheapening the whole dynamic of the character? Abe didn't want to abolish slavery to cut off the lifeblood of the vampires. He did it because of his fondness of his black buddy from childhood (a character not in the book). He doesn't kill hundreds of vampires because he vowed to erradicate them to avenge his mother. He went after specific ones that did him wrong, including a "head vampire" character that didn't exist in the book. The cool way that the book intertwined historical fact, people Abe knew (for example Edgar Allen Poe) and places in Abe's real life are absent here. The fact that the protagonist is Abe Lincoln is almost coincidental here. His name could have been Robert Daniels and the script could have remained virtually the same. Going to refrain from spoilers, but one of the best parts of the book was the ending. No John Wilkes Boothe here. The movie ends before Lincoln's assassination.

Bottom line: read the book. Don't bother with the movie.

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