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Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???

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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #200 on: June 20, 2013, 12:07:16 PM »
Oh for fucks sake!  They have won!


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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #201 on: June 20, 2013, 12:47:34 PM »
So that dude that won the giant banana taught it to open a door?
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #202 on: June 20, 2013, 04:36:14 PM »
So that dude that won the giant banana taught it to open a door?

He has several more videos of "Julius" just roaming around with the kids and him helping shed his skin........Fuck that noise.
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #203 on: June 20, 2013, 04:42:20 PM »
He has several more videos of "Julius" just roaming around with the kids and him helping shed his skin........Fuck that noise.

Know why they named him Julius?  Huh? Huh? Know why?  Because there's this place called Orange Julius and they make these orange smoothie things.  Betcha' didn't know that didja?  Huh? Huh?  I'll bet that's why they named their orange snake Julius. 
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #204 on: June 21, 2013, 07:34:38 PM »
Know why they named him Julius?  Huh? Huh? Know why?  Because there's this place called Orange Julius and they make these orange smoothie things.  Betcha' didn't know that didja?  Huh? Huh?  I'll bet that's why they named their orange snake Julius.

Look, his momma call home Clay, I'mma call him Clay.   




I honestly have no idea what movie your post came from.
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #205 on: July 14, 2013, 09:39:02 PM »
My wasp jeebie came to fruition this past weekend.  Was out back trimming bushes with some hedge trimmers.  The weekend before, my electric trimmers went kaput so I was doing it the old fashioned way.  (Thank God)  So I'm walking all around this thorny ass rose bush, it's about 106 degrees in the shade, hot and sweaty and pissed off that this 20 minute job with electric trimmers is now an hour in with the manual pair.  I'm bent down to get a low limb and this F-18 dive bombs me from about 9,000 feet.  Big reddish/black one with a 3" stinger that glistened in the sun.  He hits my back over my left shoulder.  Instinctively...I go full tard and somehow flail wildly with my right hand (That's now holding the trimmers) to slap this monster from my back.

I have no earthly idea how it happened but I apparently took the handle end of the trimmer and knocked the holy bejeezus out of my right cheek bone.  Thought I was going to pass out but managed to stay awake so I could speak loudly in tongues.  I knew my yardwork was over.  You know how you injure yourself and more than anything, you dread looking in the mirror to see what the damage really is?  I was bleeding slightly but it appeared someone had surgically implanted an egg under my skin on my right cheek.  Iced it down but but all week I've been sporting this really keen black eye. 

I fricking HATE wasps!!!!

Using the weedeater around the front hedges.  One of the damn things came and landed on my damn safety glasses.  I just kind of shook my head and he or one of his associates went right for the back of my left knee.  I swatted him away and high tailed it around the corner of the house.  Got pissed off and threw my safety glasses and my Auburn hat like I was doing a Spurrier impersonation.  Now the back of my knee is swollen and the yard is only half trimmed and I have to get a new pair of safety glasses.
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #206 on: July 15, 2013, 04:23:58 PM »
I honestly have no idea what movie your post came from.
His head movies.
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #207 on: July 15, 2013, 04:29:13 PM »
His head movies.

This head movie makes my eyes rain.
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #208 on: July 15, 2013, 04:42:27 PM »
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #209 on: July 16, 2013, 05:05:26 AM »
Only one thing makes my hair, on the back of my neck, stand up and that's spiders...I just assume they're all Brown Recluse spiders and I do everything I can to kill 'em (rolled up paper, shoe, baseball bat, gun, etc, etc, etc).
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #210 on: July 16, 2013, 08:53:30 AM »
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #211 on: July 16, 2013, 09:38:48 AM »
Heart attack.  I just had one.

Definitely one of those "nuke the site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure" moments.
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #212 on: January 23, 2014, 11:12:41 AM »
Had to bring this back to life for this.  In Florida a man set up a camera by a 3 foot tall by 2 foot wide yellow jacket hive.  The popping sound you hear is the yellow jackets hitting the camera.

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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #213 on: January 23, 2014, 11:33:49 AM »
That just needs a gallon of gasoline to rain down on it.  :sad:
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #214 on: January 23, 2014, 11:40:10 AM »
Had to bring this back to life for this.  In Florida a man set up a camera by a 3 foot tall by 2 foot wide yellow jacket hive.  The popping sound you hear is the yellow jackets hitting the camera.


This would make me run naked down the highway faster than Jagermeister does.
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #215 on: January 23, 2014, 11:48:21 AM »
Had to bring this back to life for this.  In Florida a man set up a camera by a 3 foot tall by 2 foot wide yellow jacket hive.  The popping sound you hear is the yellow jackets hitting the camera.



So...how did this dude actually set up this camera?
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #216 on: January 23, 2014, 12:03:07 PM »
So...how did this dude actually set up this camera?

At night?
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #217 on: January 23, 2014, 12:26:05 PM »
At night?
Or, he rolled a really gigantic joint and smoked them out and they went to White Castle.
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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #218 on: January 23, 2014, 12:29:41 PM »
That just needs a gallon of gasoline napalm to rain down on it.  :sad:

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Re: Okay, What Gives You The Heebie Jeebies???
« Reply #219 on: January 23, 2014, 08:16:53 PM »
That just needs a gallon of gasoline to rain down on it.  :sad:
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Copious amounts of alcohol, a few drunken friends, a can of gasoline, and a roman candle to light it up. Sounds like the perfect recipe for fun fun fun!
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