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Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?

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Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« on: June 01, 2011, 03:12:41 PM »
I win-this dude is off the chart. :haha:


 
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2011, 03:16:34 PM »
You really should stop stealing his boxers.
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2011, 03:25:42 PM »
Please to be giving the story here.
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2011, 03:42:30 PM »
Please to be giving the story here.


Cliffnotes:  When we moved in back in 94-dude was married with a kid-saw him get arrested in 96 We think for beating his wife-She left (with kid) shortly thereafter. Me and him have had some run ins. Lives by himself since 96, has no visitors that I have ever seen. He used to have his house heavily monitored with security cameras. A couple faced my yard, so in turn I planted outdoor mirrors where they were facing to basically fuck with him. After a while we notice the camera’s came down and he seem to be ok. (Medication?) Here lately this has shown up. I know while back ago he called the FBI and said the whole neighborhood was part of the skin head nation. (all of us that hang out in the alley are thin of hair and white).

He will be one of those dudes that goes left at work (what job he has I have no idea) and I’ll be on the news saying (yup saw that coming)

No one us are worried in the alley-He has seen us in the alley drinking beer with our weapons on a table cleaning them. We each have about 3.
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2011, 03:47:27 PM »
But why do you keep fucking with his boxers?
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2011, 03:48:49 PM »
But why do you keep fucking with his boxers?

Some people just aren't dog lovers.
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2011, 03:50:12 PM »
So are those signs taped to the inside of his glass screen door, or yours?
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2011, 03:53:50 PM »

Cliffnotes:  When we moved in back in 94-dude was married with a kid-saw him get arrested in 96 We think for beating his wife-She left (with kid) shortly thereafter. Me and him have had some run ins. Lives by himself since 96, has no visitors that I have ever seen. He used to have his house heavily monitored with security cameras. A couple faced my yard, so in turn I planted outdoor mirrors where they were facing to basically fuck with him. After a while we notice the camera’s came down and he seem to be ok. (Medication?) Here lately this has shown up. I know while back ago he called the FBI and said the whole neighborhood was part of the skin head nation. (all of us that hang out in the alley are thin of hair and white).

He will be one of those dudes that goes left at work (what job he has I have no idea) and I’ll be on the news saying (yup saw that coming)

No one us are worried in the alley-He has seen us in the alley drinking beer with our weapons on a table cleaning them. We each have about 3.
Maybe that's why he thinks you are a part of the skinhead nation?
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2011, 03:55:59 PM »
Maybe that's why he thinks you are a part of the skinhead nation?

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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2011, 04:41:19 PM »
So are those signs taped to the inside of his glass screen door, or yours?

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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2011, 04:45:56 PM »
all of us that hang out in the alley

My money is on you being either Bill or Dale.

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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 04:51:53 PM »
Maybe that's why he thinks you are a part of the skinhead nation?

Two of the guys are big hunters (me not so much) I have weapons just for self protection.

Here's another example- Our drive way is in the back (alley entrance) He has told me not to put my garbage cans on his side of my driveway. (my driveway flush up against his yard) Why I have no idea. And I put them as far over as I can.
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 04:53:35 PM »
My money is on you being either Bill or Dale.



Boomhower (sp?)  with Bill's hairline.   :sad:
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 05:02:39 PM »
Boomhower (sp?)  with Bill's hairline.   :sad:

Well, your posting style mirrors Boomhauer's speech, but Boom is a smooth pussy-getting motherfucker.

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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 05:25:21 PM »
Well, your posting style mirrors Boomhauer's speech, but Boom is a smooth pussy-getting motherfucker.

I am married-so I am neither.
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2011, 06:25:14 PM »
I lived by a blonde Muslim who had a child by a man who claimed to be her father and also claimed the son to be his.  She wandered around in various stages of odd dress (when she ventured outside the house) and spoke with a weird accent.  The son lived with her and I never saw daddy/grandaddy/hubby around.

She dyed her hair jet black at one point and then cut it short. 

There were always weird lights at night.  Looked like red lasers behind the blinds.

Six months ago she just disappeared.  House vacant.  Word is pappy/gramps/lover shipped her to Syria.  No clue what happened to the boy. 

The guy next to that has a .50 cal in his dining room.  He's convinced the Obama uprising is coming and he's gonna be ready. 

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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2011, 06:36:22 PM »
I lived by a blonde Muslim who had a child by a man who claimed to be her father and also claimed the son to be his.  She wandered around in various stages of odd dress (when she ventured outside the house) and spoke with a weird accent.  The son lived with her and I never saw daddy/grandaddy/hubby around.

She dyed her hair jet black at one point and then cut it short. 

There were always weird lights at night.  Looked like red lasers behind the blinds.

Six months ago she just disappeared.  House vacant.  Word is pappy/gramps/lover shipped her to Syria.  No clue what happened to the boy. 

The guy next to that has a .50 cal in his dining room.  He's convinced the Obama uprising is coming and he's gonna be ready.
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2011, 10:09:55 PM »
This question would probably be better answered by MY neighbors.....
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2011, 11:44:36 PM »
Closest I have is my cross the road neighbor who was a self professed former hippie.  As he puts it after returning from Vietnam he wasn't so much against the war as he was for drugs and sex.  One of my other neighbors had knee surgery and was on percosets.  My hippie neighbor said he used to take those, we asked what he had hurt and he said, "Nothin'."
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Re: Who lives next to the craziest neighbor?
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2011, 11:48:54 PM »
My neighbor at one time was a freakin Cuban by way of NYC. Holy shit dude, shut the fuck up....is basically what I thought. I couldn't even grill out in peace with sombitch around.
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