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Diddy made me do it.
« on: May 23, 2011, 11:19:49 AM »
I just wanted to share a joy I had this weekend. My wife allowed me to give the youngest a good old fashioned Mohawk. Its glorious.

This is his don't fuck with me look.

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Re: Diddy made me do it.
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 11:29:56 AM »
I just wanted to share a joy I had this weekend. My wife allowed me to give the youngest a good old fashioned Mohawk. Its glorious.

This is his don't fuck with me look.


Why don't you just go ahead and start growing him a rat tail as well?
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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 11:32:32 AM »
I just wanted to share a joy I had this weekend. My wife allowed me to give the youngest a good old fashioned Mohawk. Its glorious.

This is his don't eff with me look.



I remember every Sunday morning my mom running around trying to get me and my baby sister ready and would tell my Dad, "Go fix his hair for church."  I would come out of the bathroom 10 minutes later with a carefully crafted Alfalfa.  My mom would go nuts. 

I can't wait to share these special moments with my son.
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Re: Diddy made me do it.
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2011, 11:36:19 AM »
Why don't you just go ahead and start growing him a rat tail as well?

 :bugs: Thats too 80'ish.
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2011, 11:40:06 AM »
I can't wait to share these special moments with my son.

Yeah, I think thats part of the fun once we get to be the dads. The good thing with the hair is it grows back. This will probably be the last time I get to do this, my wife dislikes it already.
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Re: Diddy made me do it.
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2011, 11:45:29 AM »
 :facepalm:
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2011, 11:48:52 AM »
:facepalm:

Hey hey, the mom gets to have all the fun with the girls. You know, dresses, finger and toenails, etc. At least I can have a little fun. The little man has been acting a little pissed towards me though.
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2011, 11:54:47 AM »
 :facepalm:
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Re: Diddy made me do it.
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2011, 11:57:58 AM »
:facepalm:

Next time your close by, stop in and I can hook you up.

3...2...1...
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Re: Diddy made me do it.
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2011, 11:04:54 PM »
Poor little Aiden. Why did you do this to him?
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 08:34:25 AM »
Poor little Aiden. Why did you do this to him?

He needed to be taught a lesson.
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 08:54:30 AM »
 :sad:
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Re: Diddy made me do it.
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 04:45:17 PM »
He needed to be taught a lesson.

Please tell me your hair doesn't look like that???

Poor kid.... :sad:
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 09:22:35 PM »
Please tell me your hair doesn't look like that???

Poor kid.... :sad:

 :big: Maybe, maybe not.
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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2011, 09:10:53 AM »
That's not a "don't fuck with me" look.  That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look. 
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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2011, 09:12:22 AM »
And I would delete this thread before anyone else sees it and mistakes you for a Paul Finebaum follower.
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2011, 09:53:33 AM »
That's not a "don't fuck with me" look.  That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look.

Damn!  That's an entire six pack of burn!



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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2011, 10:38:59 AM »
That's not a "don't fuck with me" look.  That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look.

I feel so close to you right now.
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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2011, 11:52:17 AM »
That's not a "don't fuck with me" look.  That's a "yes, my parental figure is a fucking idiot redneck who's humor isn't nearly as funny as he thinks it is" look.

Trust me, my wife has already turned against me on this......about 5 minutes afterward. By the way, that wasn't a "don't fuck with me" badass look but more of a "daddy don't fuck with me look".
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« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2011, 11:53:53 AM »
I feel so close to you right now.

Watch out Token! Next wes will be asking to suck your dick.
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