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Snaggletiger

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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 03:30:14 PM »
don't forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.

Can he pick those up at CHOP?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 03:33:06 PM »
Can he pick those up at CHOP?

rubber sheets...yes. 

gerbils...no.  peta frowns upon those things.  being in oregon i have to abide by certain standards. 
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 03:36:07 PM »
rubber sheets...yes. 

gerbils...no.  peta frowns upon those things.  being in oregon i have to abide by certain standards.

Translation: The back room
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2011, 03:45:02 PM »
I do wonder how much of an effect the internet is going to have on our current generation of kids.  I mean, even in my youth (1997-2003 middle school through high school) I didn't have this kind of access to videos of any content. 

Last year on the last day of school, I had a period with just 6 boys.  They were talking and I noticed the conversation was going South, but instead of hushing it up real quick, I asked a question.

"How many of you have seen a video on the internet that would be considered worse than R-rated?"

The response?

"By the time I was in the 7th grade, I could tell you the top ten best sites to watch full length porn videos." 
Also, one boy told me about how in the 6th grade, his older brother showed him a video of a guy defecating and urinating on a girl before having sex with her.  His brother thought it was funny.

Links please? All 10
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 04:11:25 PM »
Yes..yes they do. Especially the one that's being sucked up to. 

Mr. Hollister?

Yes, Mr. Lewis

We're going to need more sucking up here.

Yes...well...I can see that your not only a handsome man, but also a very powerful man..


Not me.....her!!
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 04:24:57 PM »
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Shut it, douchenozzle.  I love Pretty Woman and I don't care who knows it.  I have a few sappy uterus flicks that I can man up and admit I watch.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2011, 04:37:51 PM »
Shut it, douchenozzle.  I love Pretty Woman and I don't care who knows it.  I have a few sappy uterus flicks that I can man up and admit I watch.

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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2011, 04:54:59 PM »
Shut it, douchenozzle.  I love Pretty Woman and I don't care who knows it.  I have a few sappy uterus flicks that I can man up and admit I watch.
Let's get together this weekend and watch The Notebook.
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2011, 05:49:03 PM »
Let's get together this weekend and watch The Notebook.

you've got mail.
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2011, 06:14:51 PM »
Let's get together this weekend and watch The Notebook.
We should ride in a canoe together...in the rain.
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2011, 09:24:17 AM »
Translation: The back room

just tap the back door.
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2011, 09:25:24 AM »
just tap the back door.
That's what she said.
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2011, 02:45:51 PM »
just tap the back door.

And when it's open, just stick your head in to see if it is ok before going all the way in...
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Re: So My 4th Grader....
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2011, 02:46:29 PM »
And when it's open, just stick your head in to see if it is ok before going all the way in...

THIS
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."