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Saniflush

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Happy fistings
« on: May 19, 2011, 08:24:18 AM »
That's right.  Our resident dog enthusiast is celebrating another year today.

Cograts Jumbo. 

Hope you get some.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 08:55:11 AM »
I hope you get a surprise fisting today Jumbo. Have a good'n.
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 08:55:54 AM »
Glad you are celebration you mad salty dog you.
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 09:43:34 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 19, 2011, 08:55:54 AM
Glad you are celebration you mad salty dog you.

It's sexual....and violent.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 09:53:45 AM »
Happy Double Fisting today.
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 10:01:25 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 19, 2011, 09:43:34 AM
It's sexual....and violent.
Lets play tummy sticks
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 10:38:18 AM »
Happy Birthday Jumbo!
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 10:41:00 AM »
Happy Birthday Big Man!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2011, 11:03:55 AM »
Happy Birthday  :civic:
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2011, 11:25:08 AM »
May some overly large guy hold you down, lift up your tail and ram his fist.......


Well, you get the picture. Happy day.
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2011, 11:28:16 AM »
To the funniest and most adorable guy on this board.....Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

These other guys are only occasionally funny....you? Money.

Have a great one! Mwah!
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 11:49:32 AM »
Happy Birthday Broseph
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 01:26:02 PM »
Where/when are you drinking for your birthday?  I want my shot at forcing rufinol down your throat and having my way with your butthole.

Oh, and happy birthday!
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 02:05:50 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 19, 2011, 01:26:02 PM
Where/when are you drinking for your birthday?  I want my shot at forcing rufinol down your throat and having my way with your butthole.

Oh, and happy birthday!

Did this strike anybody else as being a tad creepy?
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 02:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 19, 2011, 02:05:50 PM
Did this strike anybody else as being a tad creepy?

At first and then I realized who posted it, so it seemed pretty typical after that.
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2011, 02:22:45 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 19, 2011, 02:05:50 PM
Did this strike anybody else as being a tad creepy?
Sounds like a normal Saturday night to me.  Get your priorities straight.
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2011, 02:24:00 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 19, 2011, 02:20:17 PM
At first and then I realized who posted it, so it seemed pretty typical after that.
Eggsackery

At first I was like this... :jaw:

Then, when I saw who posted it, I was like this... :move:
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2011, 02:42:20 PM »
Great day for a fisting, thanks for the birthday wishes and floories.
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2011, 05:12:23 PM »
Happy Birthday Tiger Al...
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Re: Happy fistings
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2011, 07:47:57 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 19, 2011, 02:05:50 PM
Did this strike anybody else as being a tad creepy?

No, creepy would be having him conscious while I had my way with his butthole.  That's just wrong, man.
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