What's your favorite pregame ritual?

The Prowler · « **on:** May 18, 2011, 11:20:39 PM »

Mine is to talk to my Dad about how Auburn can win the game, grab a cold drank maybe some potatoe chips, then just watch with enjoyment.

Florida's Freshman WR Ja'Juan Story said that his favorite pregame ritual is to "Doodoo, then listen to Katy Perry."

Jumbo · « **Reply #1 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:53:27 AM »

We scream at the TV together.

jmar · « **Reply #2 on:** May 19, 2011, 05:19:47 AM »

I used to break ceiling fans.
Now I just curse the talking heads and their silly assed storylines and negativity.
Smite them all!

The Prowler · « **Reply #3 on:** May 19, 2011, 05:28:28 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on May 19, 2011, 03:53:27 AM

We scream at the TV together.

You scream, "HURRY UP AND RUN THE DAMN PLAY!!!"...I try to calm you down. Then we do something stupid like fumble the ball...then I scream, "FANIN, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!...someone kill him, PLEASE!!!...GAH DAMNIT!!!...YOU GOTTA TUCK THE DAMN BALL, FUCKIN' DUMB ASS!!!"

Then we hear little Jumbo, in his room, yelling, "DAMN, SHIT, FUCK, MOTHER FUCKER, ASS!!!" (He's only 5, but he's getting the hang of it, I think my youngest son is teaching him my native tongue.)

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** May 19, 2011, 07:11:25 AM »

Recover from a previous intoxication by drinking more.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #5 on:** May 19, 2011, 07:50:02 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 19, 2011, 05:28:28 AM

You scream, "HURRY UP AND RUN THE DAMN PLAY!!!"...I try to calm you down. Then we do something stupid like fumble the ball...then I scream, "FANIN, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!...someone kill him, PLEASE!!!...GAH DAMNIT!!!...YOU GOTTA TUCK THE DAMN BALL, FUCKIN' DUMB ASS!!!"

Then we hear little Jumbo, in his room, yelling, "DAMN, SHIT, FUCK, MOTHER FUCKER, ASS!!!"

This sounds like the Jarhead house hold, Mrs Jarhead included.

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** May 19, 2011, 07:52:27 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 19, 2011, 07:50:02 AM

This sounds like the Jarhead house hold, Mrs Jarhead included.

That's hot!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** May 19, 2011, 09:08:26 AM »

If I'm home it's firing up the coals in man pit and grilling up my world famous (and that includes my entire house) wings. I grill up about 4 dozen and put them out with a veggie tray so everyone can go by all day and graze while watching Auburn and any other football that's on.

Oh...and beer.

djsimp · « **Reply #8 on:** May 19, 2011, 09:29:36 AM »

I like to pass gas and blame it on my little girls.

GH2001 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2011, 09:58:17 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on May 19, 2011, 05:28:28 AM

You scream, "HURRY UP AND RUN THE DAMN PLAY!!!"...I try to calm you down. Then we do something stupid like fumble the ball...then I scream, "FANIN, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!...someone kill him, PLEASE!!!...GAH DAMNIT!!!...YOU GOTTA TUCK THE DAMN BALL, FUCKIN' DUMB ASS!!!"

Then we hear little Jumbo, in his room, yelling, "DAMN, SHIT, FUCK, MOTHER FUCKER, ASS!!!" (He's only 5, but he's getting the hang of it, I think my youngest son is teaching him my native tongue.)

So basically Jumbo and son are the old Irish bar owner with tourette's syndrome from Boondock Saints?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2011, 10:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 19, 2011, 09:08:26 AM

If I'm home it's firing up the coals in man pit and grilling up my world famous (and that includes my entire house) wings. I grill up about 4 dozen and put them out with a veggie tray so everyone can go by all day and graze while watching Auburn and any other football that's on.

Oh...and beer.

Pretty much something like this. Exchange wings, for whatever I happen to be cooking, and exchange beer for burrbinz and it's the same.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 19, 2011, 11:01:26 AM »

I am usually on the lake at sunrise on Saturday mornings in the fall as Guntersville is absolutely vacated between people going to the games and the start of deer season. Get home in time to fillet some up and drop them in the grease during the pregame show then start cracking the Yuenglings.

No Huddle · « **Reply #12 on:** May 19, 2011, 12:57:01 PM »

Yell at wife about what time kick-off is and we need to hurry up. Yell at wife more followed by breathing heavy and looking at watch repeated times. Checking my phone and watch hundred more times. Drive like hell to get home to miss kick-off and normally the first drive. Yell at wife about I missed kick-off and the first drive. She responds with isn't there still 3 hours of the game left?

The Prowler · « **Reply #13 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:53:19 PM »

Quote from: No Huddle on May 19, 2011, 12:57:01 PM

Yell at wife about what time kick-off is and we need to hurry up. Yell at wife more followed by breathing heavy and looking at watch repeated times. Checking my phone and watch hundred more times. Drive like hell to get home to miss kick-off and normally the first drive. Yell at wife about I missed kick-off and the first drive. She responds with isn't there still 3 hours of the game left?

LOL....women.

Kaos · « **Reply #14 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:57:15 PM »

Oddly enough, I banished all mojo in 2010.

I did something different before every game. I wore different clothes each week. I wore different hats. I ate different things week to week.

I even got up and took a shower in the middle of the Alabama game.

The only thing I maintained is my refusal to buy game shirts from TigerRags. Never bought one before a game that we won and never bought one after a game unless we lost the next week. No TigerRags.

And I'll never go to another Auburn-Alabama game in person.

Other than that?

I liked not feeling responsible so much that I think I'll just keep on.

AUChizad · « **Reply #15 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:59:30 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on May 19, 2011, 01:57:15 PM

Oddly enough, I banished all mojo in 2010.

I did something different before every game. I wore different clothes each week. I wore different hats. I ate different things week to week.

I even got up and took a shower in the middle of the Alabama game.

The only thing I maintained is my refusal to buy game shirts from TigerRags. Never bought one before a game that we won and never bought one after a game unless we lost the next week. No TigerRags.

And I'll never go to another Auburn-Alabama game in person.

Other than that?

I liked not feeling responsible so much that I think I'll just keep on.

Looks like you found your mojo.

Doing completely different shit each game day.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:08:02 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on May 19, 2011, 01:59:30 PM

Looks like you found your mojo.

Doing completely different shit each game day.

You just ruined his day. He's headed to Tiger Rags and checking Stub Hub for Iron Bowl tix.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #17 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:11:04 PM »

Coming back for the game. Friday-Always make sure I make my flight. I was lucky last year made 4 games plus was in Auburn for the MNC. (This year looking alot different-Airline tickets are pretty stoopied rigth now)

Staying in Dallas- As long as we won-I kept wearing the same shirt (here and in Auburn) every Sat. Got the State of Texas on the back with a big AU in the middle.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:17:36 PM »

Not sure what to do going forward...
I used to have sex with a dark haired Mexican beauty before every game, but she moved away last month. I'm thinking of placing an ad on Craigslist or something.

AUChizad · « **Reply #19 on:** May 19, 2011, 02:20:38 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 19, 2011, 02:17:36 PM

Not sure what to do going forward...
I used to have sex with a dark haired Mexican beauty before every game, but she moved away last month. I'm thinking of placing an ad on Craigslist or something.

Do it for Auburn, AUSweetheart.

P.S. I'm not kidding when I say I watched your avatar for about 3 full minutes before responding.