Guess it's the titties...

[AUsweetheart]

So don't you worry, Sweets - the chick always sets that agenda anyway.  You are in control.

I thought so, until I read

My wife is puking every 3 hours and giving me dirty looks in between.  The effing has fallen off and will not be getting up for approximately 3 more weeks at which point she will start begging me for it even when she is crying because she can't reach to tie her shoes or mad as hell because I asked her how her day was.

that.

It's a good thing our orgasms are so much better than theirs, or else we would really have the shit end of the deal.


Btdub AU 2000.........it's going to hurt your feelings when you find out how much a vasectomy will cost you. $250. WITHOUT insurance. My brother almost puked when he heard that....
He also got his before this last baby was born.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I thought so, until I read
that.

It's a good thing our orgasms are so much better than theirs, or else we would really have the poop end of the deal.


Btdub AU 2000.........it's going to hurt your feelings when you find out how much a vasectomy will cost you. $250. WITHOUT insurance. My brother almost puked when he heard that....
He also got his before this last baby was born.

$250 bucks versus another college tuition?  I'll take the $250 and the two days sitting in a bucket of ice.

[Tiger Wench]

I thought so, until I read that.

It's a good thing our orgasms are so much better than theirs, or else we would really have the shit end of the deal.

Pregnancy is only a temporary condition - and I was horny as hell the last trimester, so there's that.  He was actually complaining ("Again?  REALLY??")

And once you are done with the baby making, and pregnancy is no longer a possibility?  THEN you go back to sex for the sake of having sex... and that really does put a whole new spin on it.  Totally carefree sex - no condoms, no pills, no worries!!  WHOO HOO!

Not only are our orgasms a bajillion times better - remember that old joke about Adam and Eve?

God is talking to Adam and Eve and says "I have two more gifts to give you guys, one to each of you.  Who wants to be able to pee standing up?"

Adam jumps all over that "OOOOH!  OOOOH!  Me!  Me!!!"

So God looks at Eve and says "Well, Eve, I guess that makes you multi-orgasmic..."

 

[Saniflush]

$250 bucks versus another college tuition?  I'll take the $250 and the two days sitting in a bucket of ice.

Be sure to go back for the followup visit. 
Know a guy who did not and he ended up knocking his wife up with twins.  It was a quiet day or so around their house when she found out and subsequently told him that she was pregnant again.

[Tiger Wench]

Be sure to go back for the followup visit. 
Know a guy who did not and he ended up knocking his wife up with twins.  It was a quiet day or so around their house when she found out and subsequently told him that she was pregnant again.

Yep - a friend of mine went back at one year and is ever so grateful he did - still LOADED with swimmers.  Told me it was a good thing he had not had sex with his wife in years - and very fortunate that his girlfriend had had her tubes tied.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Yep - a friend of mine went back at one year and is ever so grateful he did - still LOADED with swimmers.  Told me it was a good thing he had not had sex with his wife in years - and very fortunate that his girlfriend had had her tubes tied.

I have a friend who said he is not getting a vasectomy because if his wife decides to kick him out he can use it as a marketing tool to attract a younger woman.

[AUsweetheart]

I have a friend who said he is not getting a vasectomy because if his wife decides to kick him out he can use it as a marketing tool to attract a younger woman.

For the record?

I have never believed one single man who told me he had one....

[djsimp]

After my last one, I ran to the Urologist and my wife was cheering me on. Burning flesh never smelt so good.

[AUTiger1]

For the record?

I have never believed one single man who told me he had one....

Smart girl. 

[ssgaufan]

Be sure to go back for the followup visit. 
Know a guy who did not and he ended up knocking his wife up with twins.  It was a quiet day or so around their house when she found out and subsequently told him that she was pregnant again.

This happened to me.  I now have a fourth child, and have had a second vasectomy.  I went and got checked after the second one damn it.

[AUTiger1]

This happened to me.  I now have a fourth child, and have had a second vasectomy.  I went and got checked after the second one damn it.

Good god, you and simp could start an army.

[ssgaufan]

Good god, you and simp could start an army.

My grocery bill makes me feel like I'm feeding one.

[AUTiger1]

My grocery bill makes me feel like I'm feeding one.

I bet, now I feel dumb for bitching about $5/gallon milk.  I only buy one at a time, probably doesn't work that way at your house.

[djsimp]

My grocery bill makes me feel like I'm feeding one.

For real!

[djsimp]

I bet, now I feel dumb for bitching about $5/gallon milk.  I only buy one at a time, probably doesn't work that way at your house.

It would probably be cheaper just to own a cow to milk.

[Saniflush]

It would probably be cheaper just to own a cow to milk.

Thought you were already married?

[djsimp]

Thought you were already married?

 

I said cheaper. One women and 5 kids is enough. Besides that version of milking is gonna cost something along the way.

[War Eagle!!!]

I could add to said army...

And I am getting a vasectomy. And will get checked a couple of months later...and then rechecked after that...

We are now already having one surprise and I'll be god damn if I have another one...

[dallaswareagle]

This happened to me.  I now have a fourth child, and have had a second vasectomy.  I went and got checked after the second one damn it.

I guess I balance you out, No kids-Never wanted them. I want all the toys.

But my cost: I'll have some min wage fucker changing my diaper and wiping my ass. Of course that happens to people with kids too.

[djsimp]

I guess I balance you out, No kids-Never wanted them. I want all the toys.

But my cost: I'll have some min wage fucker changing my diaper and wiping my ass. Of course that happens to people with kids too.

This is why I hope our kids still like us when we get that age.