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How many bammerism can you spot?

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How many bammerism can you spot?
« on: June 14, 2011, 11:58:49 AM »
I'll just take two- The dog food on the couch and the burn spot on the curtain.

     
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Re: How many bammerism can you spot?
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 11:59:54 AM »
Living on Grandma's couch?
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Re: How many bammerism can you spot?
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 12:02:14 PM »
Wonder what the wooden stake is for?
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Re: How many bammerism can you spot?
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 12:04:13 PM »
Wonder what the wooden stake is for?

damn vampires!
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Re: How many bammerism can you spot?
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 12:11:00 PM »
damn vampires!

Is the wooden stake for his use or did he take it from somebody?

 
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Re: How many bammerism can you spot?
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 12:16:09 PM »
Is the wooden stake for his use or did he take it from somebody?



Judging from the "Love Me Tender Chunks" on the back of the couch, I'd say it is for his use.
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Re: How many bammerism can you spot?
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2011, 01:15:10 PM »
I'll just take two- The dog food on the couch and the burn spot on the curtain.

   

I can't hate.  I had that same linoleum in my Gentilly trailer in Auburn.
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Re: How many bammerism can you spot?
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2011, 01:18:10 PM »
I can't hate.  I had that same linoleum in my Gentilly trailer in Auburn.

Did you also keep the empty doughnut boxes on your couch?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Re: How many bammerism can you spot?
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 01:28:40 PM »
I bet you could trade him a pack of Winstons for a mustache ride...
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