The Quotable Pike

[War Eagle!!!]

Speaking of which, how did he get skinny?  He used to be mark Mangino huge.

Google image search is the tits...

http://www.obesityaction.org/gettinginvolved/patientstories/wayneboltphotos.php

[AUTiger1]

Google image search is the tits...

http://www.obesityaction.org/gettinginvolved/patientstories/wayneboltphotos.php

Appreciate it.  Expalins it.

[Snaggletiger]

Bolt is hot

[Tiger Wench]

Testify, sister.  We have the hottest senior coaching staff   in college football.  Even the Roofer doesn't bring down the average - some women like that older man thing.

It's a win win no matter what you want coordinated.

I hardly think he qualifies as a member of the senior coaching staff.  He is neither a head coach, a coordinator or a major positions coach.  He holds some made up position because The Chin is a nice guy.

[Buzz Killington]

But he was this before Auburn...

You been here four hour...you scare away customer!

[Jumbo]

You been here four hour...you scare away customer!

You go now.

[Snaggletiger]

You been here four hour...you scare away customer!

I was at that Chinese all you can eat buffet in Las Vegas. I kept hollering, "Hit me again...hit me again."

[Snaggletiger]

Speaking of Asian food....as if any thread on the X needs another hijack....I ate at a restaurant in Cheegargo a few weeks back that had a cool concept.  Cool and new to me because things have a way of not making it to the thriving metropolis of Dothan. 

You grabbed a big bowl at this buffet line and started with the rice and then filled it out with anything and everything from veggies to fish, steak, chicken, noodles etc.  Picked out your sauce and handed it to the chef who stir fried it for you and the waitress brings it to your table.

 

[Buzz Killington]

Speaking of Asian food....as if any thread on the X needs another hijack....I ate at a restaurant in Cheegargo a few weeks back that had a cool concept.  Cool and new to me because things have a way of not making it to the thriving metropolis of Dothan. 

You grabbed a big bowl at this buffet line and started with the rice and then filled it out with anything and everything from veggies to fish, steak, chicken, noodles etc.  Picked out your sauce and handed it to the chef who stir fried it for you and the waitress brings it to your table.

Benihana?

[Snaggletiger]

Benihana?

Not this early in the day.

It wasn't that and like I said, I'm sure everyone has seen these...just not me.  We're going back to the Windy Titty this weekend and it will be one of my stops....along with Giordano's Pizza.  About 1 1/2 inches thick and the Newcastle on draft is mighty cold.

[Tiger Wench]

Speaking of Asian food....as if any thread on the X needs another hijack....I ate at a restaurant in Cheegargo a few weeks back that had a cool concept.  Cool and new to me because things have a way of not making it to the thriving metropolis of Dothan. 

You grabbed a big bowl at this buffet line and started with the rice and then filled it out with anything and everything from veggies to fish, steak, chicken, noodles etc.  Picked out your sauce and handed it to the chef who stir fried it for you and the waitress brings it to your table.

That's Mongolian style.  We have one here called Genghis Grill and another two or three others that are not as good.  It really is a great concept tho - fresh food, exactly what you want in your meal, as spicy or not as you like... we eat there for lunch all the time.

[Snaggletiger]

That's Mongolian style.  We have one here called Genghis Grill and another two or three others that are not as good.  It really is a great concept tho - fresh food, exactly what you want in your meal, as spicy or not as you like... we eat there for lunch all the time.

You can even eat healthy if you want to.  However, I'm glad they don't have one here.  I'd be old Wayne Bolt big.

[Saniflush]

Benihana?

You should get out more in the ATL.

http://www.therealchowbaby.com/

I'm here once a week and if it weren't for the fact that they have a full bar I could get out of there for under $12 a pop.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

You go now.

Why you eat spar rib?  Eat some bwoccorri!

[Snaggletiger]

It's always about race with you people.

Year ago, I started with this firm and sometimes, being the new guy has it's disadvantages.  This one secretary would always tell this story, at the urging of all her co-workers.  It was about how her husband was in this Chinese all you can eat place...and of course, she recites what happened to him word for word.

You go now..you eat too much...Everytime she told it, which seemed to be once a week, they all just busted out in laughter.  The rest of the day has several of them sitting at their desks repeating it "You go now.."  Damn, that girl is funny.

Being the new guy, I can't bust that bubble but sheez...I'm sitting there to myself going, "No.....wait.....that didn't happen....see, that's a routine from a big fat comedia....oh forget it.  You eat too much."

[War Eagle!!!]

It's always about race with you people.

Year ago, I started with this firm and sometimes, being the new guy has it's disadvantages.  This one secretary would always tell this story, at the urging of all her co-workers.  It was about how her husband was in this Chinese all you can eat place...and of course, she recites what happened to him word for word.

You go now..you eat too much...Everytime she told it, which seemed to be once a week, they all just busted out in laughter.  The rest of the day has several of them sitting at their desks repeating it "You go now.."  Damn, that girl is funny.

Being the new guy, I can't bust that bubble but sheez...I'm sitting there to myself going, "No.....wait.....that didn't happen....see, that's a routine from a big fat comedia....oh forget it.  You eat too much."

[Snaggletiger]

Thanks, I....wait....are you being sarcastic?

[AUsweetheart]

Again? y'all can't let us have anything without trying to sling shit at it. Like a bunch of fucking monkeys around here.  Meanwhile, we offer only supportive comments about the nekkiid womenz.

Not sure if they need any dry walling done or not?

Everybody does. Sooner or later.

[Saniflush]

Everybody does. Sooner or later.

See I really expected you to say something like "it won't be dry long".  You disappoint.

[AUsweetheart]

See I really expected you to say something like "it won't be dry long".  You disappoint.

Too obvious.

And I have never been known to disappoint. Unless I don't show up.