Y'all know Trooper lied to this kid about being offered a job with the Cowboys, which will result in the NCAA, FBI, CIA, ATF, Secret Service, Special Forces, Rangers, Marines, and SEALs, to descend on Auburn, killing all the men, raping all the women, and selling all the children in to slavery? They will then cut all the oaks down on Samford lawn and Toomer's cornder, and leave the stumps that they will then carve in the likenesses of all the NC winning bammer coaches, plus one of Harvey Updyke, and one of Shane from Centerpoint.