No 72 virgins? What about one Teagan Presley?

[Kaos]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/05/13/extensive-porn-stash-reportedly-bin-laden-compound/

Osama Bin Jackin' 

Hahaha. 

[AUTiger1]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/05/13/extensive-porn-stash-reportedly-bin-laden-compound/

Osama Bin Jackin' 

Hahaha.

Why do want to bring Teagan into this?  She's so sweet and innocent!

[Townhallsavoy]

I can't read the article at work right now, but please tell me he was jerkin' it to white American girls from California.

[Kaos]

Why do want to bring Teagan into this?  She's so sweet and innocent!

Just a little angel...



Bet you $100 the porn Osama was cruising contained blondes and lesbians. 

Cody Milo, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas, Brea Bennett (awwwesome), Bree Olson, Brianna Banks, Jenna, Kasey Jordan, Lexxi Belle, Nikki Jayne, Nikki Benz, Sophie Moone, Stormy Daniels. 

And I bet he had him some amateur he'd lifted from youporn, tube8, pornhub and spankwire. 

Next time they go looking for terrorists, just get the IP addresses that come from Islamic countries.  Or the government could set up its own porn distribution network and set the trap that way. 

Promise the good stuff, like HD quality photographs and videos for a fee.  Like sapphic erotica does.  The terrorists would be all on that shit with their credit cards. 

[dallaswareagle]

Just a little angel...



Bet you $100 the porn Osama was cruising contained blondes and lesbians. 

Cody Milo, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas, Brea Bennett (awwwesome), Bree Olson, Brianna Banks, Jenna, Kasey Jordan, Lexxi Belle, Nikki Jayne, Nikki Benz, Sophie Moone, Stormy Daniels. 

And I bet he had him some amateur he'd lifted from youporn, tube8, pornhub and spankwire. 

Next time they go looking for terrorists, just get the IP addresses that come from Islamic countries.  Or the government could set up its own porn distribution network and set the trap that way. 

Promise the good stuff, like HD quality photographs and videos for a fee.  Like sapphic erotica does.  The terrorists would be all on that shit with their credit cards.

I Gotta do better on my porn-I have never even heard of some these folks.

Edit: I am doing reserach now.

[AUTiger1]

Just a little angel...



Bet you $100 the porn Osama was cruising contained blondes and lesbians. 

Cody Milo, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas, Brea Bennett (awwwesome), Bree Olson, Brianna Banks, Jenna, Kasey Jordan, Lexxi Belle, Nikki Jayne, Nikki Benz, Sophie Moone, Stormy Daniels. 

And I bet he had him some amateur he'd lifted from youporn, tube8, pornhub and spankwire. 

Next time they go looking for terrorists, just get the IP addresses that come from Islamic countries.  Or the government could set up its own porn distribution network and set the trap that way. 

Promise the good stuff, like HD quality photographs and videos for a fee.  Like sapphic erotica does.  The terrorists would be all on that poop with their credit cards.

Sitting here laughing.  I would have figured him for a Tera Patrick, Lela Starr and Ice La Fox kind of man......wait....what, who?

[GH2001]

You guys know way too much about the porn industry.

[djsimp]

You guys know way too much about the porn industry.

We've been knowing this for a while GH. One word.......Raven.

[djsimp]

I would have to say though, I just heard about all of this tonight me and my wife was chillin' after the kids hit the sack. This is funny as shit coming from Mr. Jihad Holy War himself. I guess his virgins aren't virgins after all.

[Kaos]

We've been knowing this for a while GH. One word.......Raven.

Gonna carry that brand forever, ain't I?   

[djsimp]

Gonna carry that brand forever, ain't I?

Just poking at you bro. Besides, that was the hottest thing about AUC, other than AUsweets.

[AUTiger1]

Gonna carry that brand forever, ain't I?

I forgot you were a Raven man until simp brought it up.

[Saniflush]

Gonna carry that brand forever, ain't I?

I prefer Kirby references.

[Jumbo]

No mention of Riley Steele?

[djsimp]

No mention of Riley Steele?

lawd have mercy