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More evidence that it was always over?

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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2011, 09:20:01 AM »
Last week we had a consultant come in from Maryland to work with us on a few issues.  He saw my Auburn ID holder and immediately asked "well...how long do you think it will take before you guys have to give the trophy back?" :facepalm:

How long does he think it'll take for Maryland to sniff of one
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2011, 09:22:40 AM »
How long does he think it'll take for Maryland to sniff of one

Forever.  They really only do crab cakes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2011, 09:25:14 AM »
Forever.  They really only do crab cakes.

Read an article last week about all the seafood places and crab dishes in and around that area.  Made me want to go.  Talked about all the history and things to do.  Didn't mention football.
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2011, 09:35:19 AM »
Read an article last week about all the seafood places and crab dishes in and around that area.  Made me want to go.  Talked about all the history and things to do.  Didn't mention football.
Used to live outside of Waldorf when I was a kid. Right on the Chesapeake.

Maryland is more known for their crabs than Paris Hilton.
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2011, 09:37:40 AM »
Last week we had a consultant come in from Maryland to work with us on a few issues.  He saw my Auburn ID holder and immediately asked "well...how long do you think it will take before you guys have to give the trophy back?" :facepalm:

You should have thrown him on the ground and jammed your thumbs into his eyesockets until you felt something like bubblewrap popping.  Fuck him.
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2011, 10:27:44 AM »
That will be one of the articles the bammers somehow overlook.
I've overlooked it too. They certainly didn't make it easy to find.

Where's the link, K?
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2011, 10:42:22 AM »
Read an article last week about all the seafood places and crab dishes in and around that area.  Made me want to go.  Talked about all the history and things to do.  Didn't mention football.

If you go, make sure you hit Jerry's.  Home of the Crab Bomb...

https://www.jerrysseafood.com/products.php?pid=6fSw0H04yCDeZ2da

And fuck the University of Maryland.
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2011, 10:59:48 AM »
Forever.  They really only do crab cakes.
I love this line, "I'm from Maryland I know Crab Cakes."
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #28 on: May 12, 2011, 11:00:12 AM »
If you go, make sure you hit Jerry's.  Home of the Crab Bomb...

https://www.jerrysseafood.com/products.php?pid=6fSw0H04yCDeZ2da

And fuck the University of Maryland.

Whoa.  Teh Crab Bombs look pretty tasty.  I see a pitcher of ice cold draft and some puppies right beside that.

Okay, speaking of food, last night I grilled up some fish and made fish tacos.  Dusted some grouper filets with Mojo and Blackened seasonings.  Lined a grilling pan with foil and put it over the coals and let em' cook in a mixture of pineapple, orange, lemon and lime juice.  Put them on a soft wrap, some cole slaw, mozzarella cheese and orange sesame dressing.  Wrapped those babies up and popped the top on another ice cold Landshark.  I know this isn't the Culinary Forum but teh Crab Bombs made me hungry again. 
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2011, 11:05:31 AM »
You should have thrown him on the ground and jammed your thumbs into his eyesockets until you felt something like bubblewrap popping.  Fuck him.
His reasoning was the Reggie Bush case.  I told him there was really only one slight difference in the two instances.  THERE WAS ACTUALLY PROOF IN THE BUSH CASE!!!
He just stared blankly at me after that.
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2011, 11:07:12 AM »
His reasoning was the Reggie Bush case.  I told him there was really only one slight difference in the two instances.  THERE WAS ACTUALLY PROOF IN THE BUSH CASE!!!
He just stared blankly at me after that.

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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2011, 12:38:02 PM »
I told him there was really only one slight difference in the two instances.  THERE WAS ACTUALLY PROOF IN THE BUSH CASE!!!
He just stared blankly at me after that.

OHHHHHH HAIR PIE!
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2011, 12:48:12 PM »
OHHHHHH HAIR PIE!
Hey...that's my Pi.
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2011, 01:02:05 PM »
Are all nerds this good?
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2011, 01:30:25 PM »
Are all nerds this good?

Yeah, jocks just think about sports.  We just think about sex.
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2011, 01:35:30 PM »
Yeah, jocks just think about sports.  We just think about sex.

Maybe we should have robster craws

What the fuck are robster craws?
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2011, 02:43:02 PM »
LINK:

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/05/ncaa_attempts_to_properly_hand.html#incart_mce

And yet, read the comments on the story...same old dumassery from the bammers.  It's like someone  set their auto pilot to dumbass back in November. 
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2011, 02:55:12 PM »
And yet, read the comments on the story...same old dumassery from the bammers.  It's like someone  set their auto pilot to dumbass back in November.

Those moronic comments were all post-tornado.  Is it okay to return to normal?
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Re: More evidence that it was always over?
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2011, 02:58:45 PM »
It would seem so.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."