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Graduation at AU
« on: May 09, 2011, 05:53:00 PM »
Per TWER:

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Heard that Kodi Burns got a standing ovation when his named was called at graduation.

AWK was there - maybe he can confirm.

War Damn Kodi.
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 06:46:05 PM »
They reported that on WJOX today.  VERY cool. 
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 08:25:47 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 09, 2011, 05:53:00 PM
Per TWER:

AWK was there - maybe he can confirm.

War Damn Kodi.
Yep, it happened.  It was pretty awesome.
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2011, 09:37:20 AM »
What were you doing at graduation, trying to hit on some co-ed tail?
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2011, 09:50:59 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2011, 09:37:20 AM
What were you doing at graduation, trying to hit on some co-ed tail?

Hell yea.  With the job market being what it is they will do all sorts of things.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2011, 10:07:53 AM »
I do not know what Kodi's degree is in, or what his future plans are, but if he is at loose ends, and if Auburn were smart, they would offer him some sort of position with the University as an ambassador or fundraiser or something.  I don't know too many other former players who are as generally revered and respected by the Family as he is.
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2011, 10:27:23 AM »
I thought Kodi Parkey was just a sophomore.  And what's so great about a kicker?  I mean he's no Wes Byrum.
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2011, 11:25:14 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2011, 10:27:23 AM
I thought Kodi Parkey was just a sophomore.  And what's so great about a kicker?  I mean he's no Wes Byrum.

yes but he can deep snap in a pinch.
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2011, 11:25:55 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 10, 2011, 11:25:14 AM
yes but he can deep snap in a pinch.

Kodi Dallenbach Parkey?
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2011, 11:30:34 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 10, 2011, 10:07:53 AM
I do not know what Kodi's degree is in, or what his future plans are, but if he is at loose ends, and if Auburn were smart, they would offer him some sort of position with the University as an ambassador or fundraiser or something.  I don't know too many other former players who are as generally revered and respected by the Family as he is.

Or do well as some kind of recruiting assistant.
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2011, 11:33:49 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 10, 2011, 11:25:14 AM
yes but he can deep snap in a pinch.

Daxercise in the offseason has put 1 - 1 1/2 pounds of solid muscle on that boy.
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2011, 12:52:46 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 10, 2011, 10:07:53 AM
I do not know what Kodi's degree is in, or what his future plans are, but if he is at loose ends, and if Auburn were smart, they would offer him some sort of position with the University as an ambassador or fundraiser or something.  I don't know too many other former players who are as generally revered and respected by the Family as he is.

He could be QB/WR coach.  Then Troop could go and coach the cheerleaders.  He could teach them to be more aggressive. Be Be Aggressive! B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 12:57:35 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 10, 2011, 12:52:46 PM
He could be QB/WR coach.  Then Troop could go and coach the cheerleaders.  He could teach them to be more aggressive. Be Be Aggressive! B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 04:08:03 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2011, 09:37:20 AM
What were you doing at graduation, trying to hit on some co-ed tail?
My little brother was graduating. 

Burns got a degree in something difficult...if I remember correctly.  Either Architecture or Education.
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2011, 04:10:53 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 10, 2011, 04:08:03 PM
My little brother was graduating. 

Burns got a degree in something difficult...if I remember correctly.  Either Architecture or Education.

Education? 
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Re: Graduation at AU
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2011, 04:16:57 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2011, 04:10:53 PM
Education?
School of Education...the degrees are varying.  School of Liberal Arts = Sociology. 

They were not announcing the specific degrees...except engineering. 
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2011, 04:19:52 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 10, 2011, 04:16:57 PM
School of Education...the degrees are varying.  School of Liberal Arts = Sociology. 

They were not announcing the specific degrees...except engineering.

That's cause we're awesome.


By the way, how did we end up with a couple of damn lawyers on an Auburn board anyway?
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2011, 04:21:14 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on May 10, 2011, 04:19:52 PM
That's cause we're awesome.


By the way, how did we end up with a couple of damn lawyers on an Auburn board anyway?

There are more of us than you'll ever know.  BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
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Re: Graduation at AU
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2011, 04:27:14 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 10, 2011, 04:21:14 PM
There are more of us than you'll ever know. 

Well I design stealth fighters and things that go BOOOOM MUTHAEFFERS!

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
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