Another reason Cam is not human...

[Tiger Wench]

Ok, from a slightly more prurient POV (and who can blame me)...

I cannot believe that not one woman has come out to proclaim to the world what a stud he is on and off the field ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo...

Does he have a girlfriend?  Has he taken a vow of celibacy?   He has the potential to win the Heisman Trophy in horizontal mambo, but he is doing the right thing?  Yet another thing to point out - if he is a terrible horrible no good very bad person, how come there have been no rape accusations?  You know damn good and well that Gayer Goat AIDS would have paid good money for some low self-esteemed college whore to say something bad about Cam. 

Yet there are crickets...

I am perfectly happy to stay with my fantasies, but damn... after everything else that has been said about him, I am just surprised this is still untouched as a topic by SOMEONE.

[Snaggletiger]

I wanted to have his baby after the Iron Bowl.

[Kaos]

Cam has no need for reproduction. 

He has developed the ability to divide at the cellular level and create mini versions of himself.  The NCAA has not yet ruled on their eligibility. 


Side note:  Was considering purchasing the Cam fathead to put in my office and annoy employees, but what appears to be a significant wad of man junk that is clearly visible gave me pause.  Not sure I want to be staring at another supersized swell.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Cam has no need for reproduction. 

He has developed the ability to divide at the cellular level and create mini versions of himself.  The NCAA has not yet ruled on their eligibility. 


Side note:  Was considering purchasing the Cam fathead to put in my office and annoy employees, but what appears to be a significant wad of man junk that is clearly visible gave me pause.  Not sure I want to be staring at another supersized swell.

If any secretaries come into your office it might cause them to "present".

I heard that Taylor has one hanging up in his bedroom with an 8X10 picture frame hanging to highlight the nether regions.

[Tiger Wench]

Side note:  Was considering purchasing the Cam fathead to put in my office and annoy employees, but what appears to be a significant wad of man junk that is clearly visible gave me pause.  Not sure I want to be staring at another supersized swell.

Note to self:  Check out fathead website...

[Kaos]

Does there not appear to be a junk knot? 

[JR4AU]

Does there not appear to be a junk knot?

-5 for junking the forum.

[Kaos]

-5 for junking the forum.

+10 for it being Cam seed

[djsimp]

Does there not appear to be a junk knot?

Clearly that is where he hides his pistol. He is packing 24/7.