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Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansen? Really?

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Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansen? Really?
« on: May 02, 2011, 02:41:17 PM »
He's 51.  She's 27. 

He's ugly as fuck.
She's not.

Why?  Just why?
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Re: Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansen? Really?
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 02:48:28 PM »
He's 51.  She's 27. 

He's ugly as fuck.
She's not.

Why?  Just why?

Maybe he wants to get to her twin brother.
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Re: Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansen? Really?
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 02:51:47 PM »
He's 51.  She's 27. 

He's ugly as fuck.
She's not.

Why?  Just why?

Come on, Mr. Hand!
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Re: Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansen? Really?
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 02:59:38 PM »
They say Washington, DC, is "Hollywood for ugly people," but the Beltway got a major infusion of good looks Saturday night at the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner. Staid Washingtonians also got a dose of Hollywood-style drama.

Sean Penn caused a stir right off the bat when he wouldn't follow everyone else in putting his hand over his heart as the room stood and sang "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the Hilton International Ballroom. The surly star then spent dinner all over new flame Scarlett Johansson. "She plopped down in his lap, and they were kissing," described a shocked witness. The two left the room for "an hour," sources said, and Penn came back to the table with his tie askew.

Copied off Fox News Home Page.  No emphasis all my own.
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Re: Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansen? Really?
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2011, 03:09:24 PM »


Look at thost TITTAYS. 

Damn, Spicoli.
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Re: Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansen? Really?
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 04:31:25 PM »
All of them are crazy. 

It makes a lot more sense when you accept that fact. 
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Re: Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansen? Really?
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 04:36:50 PM »
Crazy TITTAYS

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