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« Reply #80 on: May 02, 2011, 03:34:20 PM »
I bet you think strippers really like you.

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« Reply #81 on: May 02, 2011, 03:42:57 PM »
I bet you think strippers really like you.

I have a feeling this is another obscure line from some movie some of us may or may not have seen. 

If it's not, I would venture a guess that Mr. Flush doesn't care.
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« Reply #82 on: May 02, 2011, 03:48:12 PM »
I have a feeling this is another obscure line from some movie some of us may or may not have seen. 

If it's not, I would venture a guess that Mr. Flush doesn't care.

As long as I have an eight ball they like me.
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« Reply #83 on: May 02, 2011, 03:56:26 PM »
A member of Seal Team Six? Face blurred to protect the innocent..I mean his identity.


That guy is a frickin' stud...
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« Reply #84 on: May 02, 2011, 04:00:03 PM »
The royals are some mule headed lookin' mofo's.

It's all the inbreeding...  Only recently have they been infusing the family with new blood.
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« Reply #85 on: May 02, 2011, 04:00:35 PM »
Btw, we buried Megatron at sea too....

This might be the funniest thing you have ever said!
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« Reply #86 on: May 02, 2011, 04:03:07 PM »
Btw, we buried Megatron at sea too....

Yep.  And they stuck some all spark in his ass and brought him back from the depths. 

That proves "buried at sea" does not work.

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« Reply #87 on: May 02, 2011, 04:04:02 PM »
So, is/was it Osama or Usama?
It was your mama bitch. 
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Re: Bin Laden has assumed room temp!
« Reply #88 on: May 02, 2011, 04:08:10 PM »
It was your mama bitch.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.
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« Reply #89 on: May 02, 2011, 04:11:23 PM »
Yep.  And they stuck some all spark in his ass and brought him back from the depths. 

That proves "buried at sea" does not work.

Megatron > Bin Laden
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« Reply #90 on: May 02, 2011, 04:13:07 PM »
Megatron > Bin Laden

All Spark > Allah ?
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« Reply #91 on: May 02, 2011, 04:15:51 PM »
That guy is a frickin' stud...

If by "stud" you mean gay narcissist with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
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« Reply #92 on: May 02, 2011, 04:30:31 PM »
If by "stud" you mean gay narcissist with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

Hey, IF I WAS gay, I would be all over that guy.

Damn, that would be hot, a little bug on bug action...
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« Reply #93 on: May 02, 2011, 08:28:28 PM »
A couple of things.

Why deserve an 'atta boy'? Because he is the current commander in chief. He refocused the US efforts to Afghanistan & Pakistan, instead of dicking around in Iraq. He authorized the attack on Bin Laden's compound.

I mean, I'd buy the guy that pulled the trigger a beer first, but I wouldn't follow it with a kick to Obama's face.

Can we not, as a country, just fucking be happy together for once? Do we have to divide the country with this type of petty bullshit?

To me, this country is a complete reverse of where it was shortly after Septemeber 11th. Right wingers are the new Cindy Shehans. You hate your commander in chief so much that absolutely nothing they do deserves anything but contempt. To me, you're no patriot if you hate the President of the United States so much that you can't just celebrate shit like this. I said it to liberals when they were less than overjoyed when Saddam Hussein was killed. Now it's conservatives that would rather see America fail than to give the President any credit for anything positive.

This is the same guy that many of you were saying was going to be such a foreign affairs pussy that surely we were going to have the Taliban headquartered here in the US. Fuck that. He just finished what we never could under Bush. Take out Public Enemy #1. The man most responsible for 9/11. That deserves praise.

As for being pissed that his body was disposed of within 24 hours because it adhered to Muslim standards, first of all, they're not happy with the fact that he was buried at sea, and secondly, while it's cute to say we should have wrapped him in bacon and fed him to pigs, that is not the message we want to send. This is taking care of business. Anything more flagrant would be no better than Al Queda themselves. And we're an actual country, not a terrorist organization. If that's the standard you want to be held to, join the American equivalent, the Westboro Baptist Church.

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« Reply #94 on: May 02, 2011, 08:43:03 PM »
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« Reply #95 on: May 02, 2011, 08:46:47 PM »
A couple of things.

Why deserve an 'atta boy'? Because he is the current commander in chief. He refocused the US efforts to Afghanistan & Pakistan, instead of dicking around in Iraq. He authorized the attack on Bin Laden's compound.

I mean, I'd buy the guy that pulled the trigger a beer first, but I wouldn't follow it with a kick to Obama's face.

Can we not, as a country, just fucking be happy together for once? Do we have to divide the country with this type of petty bullshit?

To me, this country is a complete reverse of where it was shortly after Septemeber 11th. Right wingers are the new Cindy Shehans. You hate your commander in chief so much that absolutely nothing they do deserves anything but contempt. To me, you're no patriot if you hate the President of the United States so much that you can't just celebrate shit like this. I said it to liberals when they were less than overjoyed when Saddam Hussein was killed. Now it's conservatives that would rather see America fail than to give the President any credit for anything positive.

This is the same guy that many of you were saying was going to be such a foreign affairs pussy that surely we were going to have the Taliban headquartered here in the US. Fuck that. He just finished what we never could under Bush. Take out Public Enemy #1. The man most responsible for 9/11. That deserves praise.

As for being pissed that his body was disposed of within 24 hours because it adhered to Muslim standards, first of all, they're not happy with the fact that he was buried at sea, and secondly, while it's cute to say we should have wrapped him in bacon and fed him to pigs, that is not the message we want to send. This is taking care of business. Anything more flagrant would be no better than Al Queda themselves. And we're an actual country, not a terrorist organization. If that's the standard you want to be held to, join the American equivalent, the Westboro Baptist Church.

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BINGO....Fuckin' BINGO!!!!
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« Reply #96 on: May 02, 2011, 08:56:30 PM »
BINGO....Fuckin' BINGO!!!!

Ummm.. I think it was missing the ING and possibly the O. 

Misplaced anger. 
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« Reply #97 on: May 02, 2011, 09:05:49 PM »
BTW, I just watched GWB's speech from September 11. 

People don't give him enough credit.  Perfect tone, a fantastic address.  Brought tears to my eyes. 

What Obama did Monday?  A narcissistic abomination. 

I'm sorry, Chizzy, it was what it was.  It is what it is.  Chairman Maobama had an opportunity to hit one out of the park.  He failed. 

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« Reply #98 on: May 02, 2011, 09:19:58 PM »
BTW, I just watched GWB's speech from September 11. 

People don't give him enough credit.  Perfect tone, a fantastic address.  Brought tears to my eyes. 

What Obama did Monday?  A narcissistic abomination. 

I'm sorry, Chizzy, it was what it was.  It is what it is.  Chairman Maobama had an opportunity to hit one out of the park.  He failed.

I understand the desire to put partisanship aside and come together during this moment, but I feel like that's exactly what Obama didn't do.  "Look what I helped accomplished."  "Look what happened under my watch." 

I heard the pronoun "I" more in his speech than "We" and "Our." 

And I'm no right winger.  I'm no left winger.  I don't even like to be called a moderate or an independent since those seem to have meanings beyond their definition. 

I'm simply commenting on what I heard and saw the evening of a great American military success story. 
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Re: Bin Laden has assumed room temp!
« Reply #99 on: May 02, 2011, 09:33:30 PM »
I understand the desire to put partisanship aside and come together during this moment, but I feel like that's exactly what Obama didn't do.  "Look what I helped accomplished."  "Look what happened under my watch." 

I heard the pronoun "I" more in his speech than "We" and "Our." 

And I'm no right winger.  I'm no left winger.  I don't even like to be called a moderate or an independent since those seem to have meanings beyond their definition. 

I'm simply commenting on what I heard and saw the evening of a great American military success story. 
Really need to actually listen to it again.  There were more "We" in that speech than "I".  People hear what their hearts want them to hear.  Also, who fuckin' cares if Pres. Obama knocked outta the park with his speech...the message of the speech was what people should've been listening to.  Obama's not a actor.  Again, listen to the speech.  Listen to the message.  Post all of the "I" usage.  Former Pres. GWB started the fight, Pres. Obama finished it.


Wait....his tie was slightly crooked.  BOOOOO!!!!!!! We want a Leader Not a Loser!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!
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