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« Reply #240 on: March 16, 2009, 04:01:27 PM »


Chad couldn't contain his laughter as he told Lung Wang that his date actually believed his story about having a huge penis. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #241 on: March 16, 2009, 05:40:13 PM »


Oh yeah! I gonna knocka da livin shit outa dis wun.
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« Reply #242 on: March 16, 2009, 05:44:37 PM »
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« Reply #243 on: March 16, 2009, 06:30:08 PM »


Ellen walked away dejected as her older family members laughed at her inability to dance...she later swore on her granny's grave that she would dance daily in front of the nation on a talk show and that people would LOVE IT.
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« Reply #244 on: March 16, 2009, 07:53:28 PM »
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #245 on: March 16, 2009, 09:07:44 PM »


The first annual DavidNation tailgate was going great until Bruce felt up Stan, thus taking the whole affair in that dreaded "Gay" direction.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #246 on: April 08, 2009, 08:38:16 PM »
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #247 on: April 08, 2009, 09:25:21 PM »


hoov5 takes a much needed break from his assault on TigersX
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #248 on: April 08, 2009, 09:46:42 PM »


I should kill that bitch who said I wouldn't have to worry about my mortgage payment after the election.
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« Reply #249 on: April 09, 2009, 12:45:25 AM »
Hoov is plumb tuckered out after a hard day of machine gun posting.
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« Reply #250 on: November 07, 2012, 02:11:04 PM »
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« Reply #251 on: November 07, 2012, 02:25:03 PM »
Sucks being the lone republican.....
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #252 on: November 07, 2012, 02:25:24 PM »

In spite of Eric's claims of just being "big-boned," the other kids on the team knew the truth. Eric had eaten Jimmy and Saul and they all wondered which one would be next.

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« Reply #253 on: November 07, 2012, 03:50:17 PM »


When auditioning for 21 Jump Street 2: Junior High Justice, Jonah Hill promised that his recent weight gain wouldn't make his role as an undercover cop posing as a junior high student too unbelievable...
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« Reply #254 on: November 07, 2012, 08:48:22 PM »

Although he couldn't overcome his inability to hit a slider, young Bobby Dale Johnson's greatest achievement was beating anorexia; a battle he won, ironically, by eating sliders.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #255 on: November 07, 2012, 08:54:38 PM »
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #256 on: November 07, 2012, 08:59:23 PM »
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« Reply #257 on: November 07, 2012, 11:55:21 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #258 on: November 08, 2012, 09:26:40 PM »
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #259 on: November 08, 2012, 11:23:34 PM »

Tired of the standard mechanical bull, Harry's bar decides to try the new mechanical fat girl ride.
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