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Tarheel · « **Reply #20 on:** April 11, 2008, 01:50:04 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 11, 2008, 01:08:19 PM

What the fuck? I didn't get no damn invitation. I leave for one week to do OSHA shit and this is how I get treated. I think I am gonna have to come up there Saturday and drink you fuckers under the table.

Check your ebays bitch. I sent it to your work email address.

Tarheel · « **Reply #21 on:** April 11, 2008, 01:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Lurking Tiger on April 11, 2008, 01:12:52 PM

Sorry Jerry, I should have sent you a PM. I didn't mean to ruin it for everybody.

No problems...Saniflush should've gotten an email along with Ron and Jonathan. I guess teh ebays and the intarwebs got fucked up. The Mother's Day coincidence may put the brakes on it for all you fuckers (hell, I should probably go to NC that weekend and see my Mom too).

Saniflush · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2008, 02:19:14 PM »

Quote from: Tarheel on April 11, 2008, 01:50:04 PM

Check your ebays bitch. I sent it to your work email address.

Apparently you suck at teh e-bays.

Mothers day? Screw that! Scotch is mother's milk.

Tarheel · « **Reply #23 on:** April 11, 2008, 02:34:25 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on April 11, 2008, 11:19:14 AM

We're just enablers and instigators. We don't start fights... We just encourage them, especially when there's ladies involved.

Speaking of which, some punk made a smartass comment directly to me just last night (at Diamond Dave's) as I was leaving! I let it go this time...had a meeting to go to this morning and didn't want to get tied up with the authorities.

GarMan · « **Reply #24 on:** April 11, 2008, 05:22:02 PM »

Quote from: Tarheel on April 11, 2008, 02:34:25 PM

Speaking of which, some punk made a smartass comment directly to me just last night (at Diamond Dave's) as I was leaving! I let it go this time...had a meeting to go to this morning and didn't want to get tied up with the authorities.

Now come on man! What the FUCK? You should have called me after you walked outside. Being as I stayed there until 2 AM last night, I would have been more than happy to deal with it. I mean, we like own a significant portion of that place. We’re investors, and all of the employees know us.

Tarheel · « **Reply #25 on:** April 11, 2008, 05:32:22 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on April 11, 2008, 05:22:02 PM

Now come on man! What the FUCK? You should have called me after you walked outside. Being as I stayed there until 2 AM last night, I would have been more than happy to deal with it. I mean, we like own a significant portion of that place. We’re investors, and all of the employees know us.

Yeah, I appreciate that and I thought about it, but that punk wasn't worth my or your valuable time. (And I had another mission on my mind which was avoiding the crack-whore in the parking lot...)

GarMan · « **Reply #26 on:** April 11, 2008, 05:54:56 PM »

Quote from: Tarheel on April 11, 2008, 05:32:22 PM

Yeah, I appreciate that and I thought about it, but that punk wasn't worth my or your valuable time. (And I had another mission on my mind which was avoiding the crack-whore in the parking lot...)

Oh... You ran into Tina too? With those rotten teeth, she's all about the Meth. Even though Steve said she's a good lay, I wouldn't touch her with Uncle Sani's twig...

Tarheel · « **Reply #27 on:** April 14, 2008, 04:08:27 PM »

Quote from: GarMan on April 11, 2008, 05:54:56 PM

Oh... You ran into Tina too? With those rotten teeth, she's all about the Meth. Even though Steve said she's a good lay, I wouldn't touch her with Uncle Sani's twig...

She's grotesque enough to make anyone's twig and berries shrivel up. All I needed was for her to follow me to my truck...I would've been the subject of another police report about Diamond Dave's.

Jumbo · « **Reply #28 on:** April 15, 2008, 03:28:07 AM »

Diamond Dave's sounds like my kind of shit hole!

Tarheel · « **Reply #29 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:44:24 AM »

Quote from: jumbo on April 15, 2008, 03:28:07 AM

Diamond Dave's sounds like my kind of shit hole!

Yeah, you see just about everything and all kinds of people there including any kind of police activity in the parking lot and in the establishment too; like witnessing a carnival every weekend. Cheap fun. At least the beer's cold, the mixed drinks are heavy, and the waitress has big boobs (she's very proud of 'em too...and so am I).

Jumbo · « **Reply #30 on:** April 15, 2008, 01:47:42 PM »

Quote from: Tarheel on April 15, 2008, 11:44:24 AM

Yeah, you see just about everything and all kinds of people there including any kind of police activity in the parking lot and in the establishment too; like witnessing a carnival every weekend. Cheap fun. At least the beer's cold, the mixed drinks are heavy, and the waitress has big boobs (she's very proud of 'em too...and so am I).

Let's see some pics