NFL Draft Thread

CCTAU · « **Reply #100 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:19:07 PM »

Damn. Ewok in NO. Black Wendy in ATL.

Can't Escape these guys!

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #101 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:21:15 PM »

Carimi to the Bears. Big pick for Chicago. Too bad Cutler is a sissy.

Kaos · « **Reply #102 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:24:35 PM »

PERFECT!

I fucking loathe the Saints. Archie Manning can suck my entire testicle sack. Reggie Bush can blow a sherpa.

I liked them for one season when they had Swilling and some other guys and were good on defense.

The rest of the time? Fuck the Saints.

I was probably the only person in the world hoping like hell those fucks didn't win the Super Bowl.

Hate the Saints.

Now I've just got one more good reason to loathe the fuckers. Hope they lose every game.

Amen.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #103 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:25:48 PM »

Muhammed Wilkerson to the Jets.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #104 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:27:14 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:16:02 PM

Fake. Ewoks don't speak English.

C3PO was interpreting. He is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #105 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:28:12 PM »

Cameron Hayward to the Steelers. DE from Ohio State.

I guess he'll be the next big name in the NFL.

CCTAU · « **Reply #106 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:29:27 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 11:28:12 PM

Cameron Hayward to the Steelers. DE from Ohio State.

I guess he'll be the next big name in the NFL.

Ironhead JR.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #107 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:30:04 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:27:14 PM

C3PO was interpreting. He is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

So you're saying that there's six million ways to say, "Coach, I think I injured my furry Ewok mangina"?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #108 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:30:27 PM »

Two Cams in the first round. Gotta be another kind of record.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #109 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:30:27 PM

Two Cams in the first round. Gotta be another kind of record.

Three.

Cameron Jordan.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #110 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:30:27 PM

Two Cams in the first round. Gotta be another kind of record.

Three...Cameron Jordan was the 24th pick to the Saints. You know, the team with the menstruating Ewok.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #111 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:32:31 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:30:04 PM

So you're saying that there's six million ways to say, "Coach, I think I injured my furry Ewok mangina"?

Again, I am NOT happy about it. But the general concensus I am reading is

JAKE LOCKER?? WTF?? They wasted a first round pick on a guy they could have picked up for second/third round money? Shitty management.

At least Ingram is going to a winning team. Fuck the Titans.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #112 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:34:58 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:31:37 PM

Three...Cameron Jordan was the 24th pick to the Saints. You know, the team with the menstruating Ewok.

I got Jordan = I forgot Heyward. Watching on DVR.

So still - some kind of record.

Better a menstruating Ewok than a fucking head case waste of QB. Again, fuck the Titans.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #113 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:38:02 PM »

Another SEC boy makes the first round.

Sherrod to GB

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #114 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:38:30 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:32:31 PM

Again, I am NOT happy about it. But the general concensus I am reading is

JAKE LOCKER?? WTF?? They wasted a first round pick on a guy they could have picked up for second/third round money? Shitty management.

At least Ingram is going to a winning team. Fuck the Titans.

Yeah, it was a shitty choice. Whether or not they could pick him up later doesn't matter to me; I just wish they didn't pick him at all.

Given the recent progression of events, they needed to pick a quarterback. Waiting until a later round to see if Locker or anyone else was around would, in my opinion, be a bad decision. They knew they needed a QB, they knew they were going to draft one, so...why not do it in the first round? Even Ponder and Gabbert went pretty quickly afterwards, and neither of them were expected to go before Locker. So I don't think waiting until later would have been the right solution. Unless, of course, they wanted Mongoloid Mallett, but it's still a toss-up in my mind as to whether that would have been worse than Locker.

My gripe is just that it's Jake Fucking Locker.

Yes, Jake Locker's a bad choice in general...but at least we don't have to clean up fur and menses in the locker room.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #115 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:38:49 PM »

Derek Sherrod (OT from Miss State) to Green Bay to end the first round.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #116 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:38:30 PM

Yes, Jake Locker's a bad choice in general...but at least we don't have to clean up fur and menses in the locker room.

The Saints plan to sell the bloody hair to the voodoo shops on Rampart for use in their dark arts. Win win for everyone.

Jack Fucking Locker...

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #117 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:42:16 PM »

SEC so far:

5 of the first 6.
10 of the first 32.

Alabama had 4 picks in the first round.
Auburn had 2.
LSU had 1.
Miss State had 1.
Florida had 1.
Georgia had 1.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #118 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:44:20 PM »

Surprised Da'Quan did not go first round. Knee must really be bad.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #119 on:** April 28, 2011, 11:45:06 PM »

Gruden is in desperate need of a hair intervention. Holy shit, Chuckie...