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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #80 on: April 28, 2011, 10:44:09 PM »
Can Ingram trade his Heisman for a first round pick?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #81 on: April 28, 2011, 10:46:42 PM »
Quote from: AWK on April 28, 2011, 10:44:09 PM
Can Ingram trade his Heisman for a first round pick?

Or use his father's laundered money to buy a first round pick?
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« Reply #82 on: April 28, 2011, 10:48:13 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 10:46:42 PM
Or use his father's laundered money to buy a first round pick?
He looks so sad... Like, when the Storm Troopers shot his friends during Return of the Jedi.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #83 on: April 28, 2011, 10:52:14 PM »
I'll let Nick Saban's quote do the announcment:

"James Carpenter?" says Saban while shaking his head with an incredulous smile. 
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« Reply #84 on: April 28, 2011, 10:53:54 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on April 28, 2011, 10:52:14 PM
I'll let Nick Saban's quote do the announcment:

"James Carpenter?" says Saban while shaking his head with an incredulous smile.
Hahahahahaha, Justice served.  Ingram's OLineman gets picked before him.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #85 on: April 28, 2011, 10:55:23 PM »
Quote from: AWK on April 28, 2011, 10:53:54 PM
Hahahahahaha, Justice served.  Ingram's OLineman gets picked before him.

Hilarious. 

Saban's going to have to explain that face.  It definitely did not look like a "pleasantly surprised" expression.  It looked more like, "What the fuck?"
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #86 on: April 28, 2011, 11:01:56 PM »
Chaos at the draft...they missed Baltimore.  Chiefs made a pick.  Baltimore's coming back in.  Craziness.
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« Reply #87 on: April 28, 2011, 11:04:27 PM »
Some important dude really pissed off right now.  Banging his fists on the table.  Screaming into the phone.  Keeps picking up different phones. 

The NFL Network guys are having fun with it though.
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #88 on: April 28, 2011, 11:05:05 PM »
Jonathan Baldwin (Pitt WR) to Kansas City. 

Lots of dudes pissed off at the draft.  I think someone fucked up.
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« Reply #89 on: April 28, 2011, 11:06:47 PM »
Now KC picks Jonathan Baldwin at 26. 26 was supposed to be Baltimore?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #90 on: April 28, 2011, 11:08:41 PM »
Ravens get Jimmy Smith (DB from Colorado). 

Ravens passed their pick?  But still got to pick? 

Strange events here at Radio City.

And supposedly the Saints traded with the Patriots.  Probably for Ingram.  Shit.
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #91 on: April 28, 2011, 11:09:04 PM »
Jimmy Smith. Ravens at 27.

Saints and Ne trade. Saints take Ingram.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #92 on: April 28, 2011, 11:09:34 PM »
FUCK.

Saints trade a 1st round pick next year and take Ingram.  I let my team down.  I could have warned them....
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #93 on: April 28, 2011, 11:09:59 PM »
FUCK.  Ingram to Saints SUCKS
 Do NOT want another pussy on that team.
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #94 on: April 28, 2011, 11:11:14 PM »
The pink is HIDEOUS.
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #95 on: April 28, 2011, 11:11:23 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:09:59 PM
FUCK.  Ingram to Saints SUCKS
 Do NOT want another pussy on that team.

At least Jake Locker is not Mark Ingram.

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Titans
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #96 on: April 28, 2011, 11:12:24 PM »
"Still think that 2004 team could compete with the 2009 Tide?" 

A text I just received...

AND I HAVE TO ROOT FOR THE MOTHERFUCKER! 

Damn Ewok.  Shit I can't say that anymore?  I mean, "Run Ingram Run!" just doesn't feel right. 
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #97 on: April 28, 2011, 11:13:48 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on April 28, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
At least Jake Locker is not Mark Ingram.

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Titans

Yeah, well at least I fake injuries to explain a shitty performance. 

Signed,

Mark Ingram
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #98 on: April 28, 2011, 11:16:02 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:13:48 PM
Yeah, well at least I fake injuries to explain a shitty performance. 

Signed,

Mark Ingram

Fake.  Ewoks don't speak English.
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
« Reply #99 on: April 28, 2011, 11:16:26 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 28, 2011, 11:13:48 PM
Yeah, well at least I fake injuries to explain a shitty performance. 

Signed,

Mark Ingram

It wasn't fake.  He was actually injured and would have run 200+ yards against Auburn if he hadn't taken that dirty hit. 

Wait what?
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