Cam - The Story

[Townhallsavoy]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=camnewton&num=1

[Snaggletiger]

One of the things about Newton's history is people forget that this guy was one of the top recruits in the nation coming out of H.S. and wound up signing with the top program in the nation.  It just so happened that as a freshman, he was playing behind the top player in the country.  It amazes me that everyone thinks AU paid for him but he was just as hot a commodity coming out of H.S., if not hotter, than he was when he signed with AU.  If Big Fig Newton is dirty now, he was dirty then too.  If he was shopping the kid around now, wouldn't he have been doing it then?  Weren't more teams on him out of H.S. than out of J.C.?

Paging Urban Meyer.  Didn't you say something about how dirty the whole system is? 

[JR4AU]

One of the things about Newton's history is people forget that this guy was one of the top recruits in the nation coming out of H.S. and wound up signing with the top program in the nation.  It just so happened that as a freshman, he was playing behind the top player in the country.  It amazes me that everyone thinks AU paid for him but he was just as hot a commodity coming out of H.S., if not hotter, than he was when he signed with AU.  If Big Fig Newton is dirty now, he was dirty then too.  If he was shopping the kid around now, wouldn't he have been doing it then?  Weren't more teams on him out of H.S. than out of J.C.?

Paging Urban Meyer.  Didn't you say something about how dirty the whole system is?

Fact: Cecil was shopping Cam to the highest bidder.
Logical Assumption: He didn't go to Auburn for free. 

Ask a bammer if you don't think that's the absolute ONLY way it could have happened. 

[Snaggletiger]

Speaking of...I only heard two callers to PF yesterday, one of which was this older guy who calls in occasionally to take lame jabs at AU.  He said, Paawwl, you want to know the difference in Awbarn class and Alabama class?  Logan Young paid tons of money fer a player and the Unahversity bans him from the program fer life.  Pat Dye put Awbarn on probation and they name a field after him.  Whatchu thank about that Paawwwl?

Did that Gene Stawlins statue make it through the tornady?

[Tiger Wench]

Did that Gene Stawlins statue make it through the tornady?

According to a bammer i know, it was helping serve food to volunteers.  Hope he washed his hands before serving the food since he was picking his nose.

I shook Coach Stallings' hand and told him thank you for all you do and for coming back. He said "son, ain't no other place I'd be today". Classic Stallings. He was helping the guys serve food to volunteers.

[JR4AU]

Speaking of...I only heard two callers to PF yesterday, one of which was this older guy who calls in occasionally to take lame jabs at AU.  He said, Paawwl, you want to know the difference in Awbarn class and Alabama class?  Logan Young paid tons of money fer a player and the Unahversity bans him from the program fer life.  Pat Dye put Awbarn on probation and they name a field after him.  Whatchu thank about that Paawwwl?

Did that Gene Stawlins statue make it through the tornady?

Yeah, I heard another moron call and ask "Paaawl, did I hear that Aubren lost their accreditation to be a college?  Pawl, when they get the double whammy and get probation, do you think Slive will think about replacing them with another team?"

What is it about bammers and always wanting teams that beat them thrown out of the conference, and what the fuck about the history of college football causes some fucking morons to think that's going to happen?  What the fuck makes those cock sucking sacks of shit think that if they're still in the conference after 3 major infractions in the last 30 years, that Auburn is going anywhere?

[JR4AU]

Bear's statue was seen looting an ABC store that had been damaged. 

[AUChizad]

Bear's statue was seen looting an ABC store that had been damaged.

[Snaggletiger]

+3.85 on the hustle