My favorite Clinton story:
I have a neighbor that is in the secret service and is on the President Bush detail here in Texas. Well, he was on the Clinton detail for a little bit and was over seas with President Clinton after office. They were walking down the street with Clinton and one of the Secret service guys saw a russian doll...you know, the kind where the doll splits in half and there is another doll and another and another. The Russian doll was of Clinton, so the SS guy bought it real quick. When they got in the elevator, the SS guy said, "Here mister President, I saw this outside for you and bought it for you." Clinton said thanks and took the doll. He unscrewed the top layer which was him, and the second doll was Hillary. He unscrewed Hillary and the third doll was Jennifer Flowers. My buddy said at this time, the guy that gave it to him was bright red, and all the other SS guys were just trying not to laugh. He unscrewed Flowers and the 4th doll was Monica Lewinsky. At this time, the tension was crazy. Clinton unscrewed Lewinsky and there was a little cigar in it. My buddy said the guy started apologizing profusely and said he didn't know. He said all Clinton did was chuckle and gave it back to him and said..."Hold on to this so Hillary doesn't see it."