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First zombie proof house
« on: April 28, 2011, 10:09:51 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 07:03:08 PM »
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 09:22:41 PM »
Good concept, still have the matter of running out of food.

I like the pre-planning though.
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 09:24:57 AM »
Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 09:38:15 AM »
Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

fyi
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 10:44:43 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 29, 2011, 09:38:15 AM
Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?

fyi


You know that is another fan made trailer right? Part of those clips were from the 2004 remake Dawn of the Dead.


Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it...
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 11:07:08 AM »
Ok so here's the plan....Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 11:12:41 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 29, 2011, 11:07:08 AM
Ok so here's the plan....Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 11:23:10 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2011, 11:46:41 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 29, 2011, 11:23:10 AM
Okay. But dogs CAN look up!

I'm quite all right, Barbara, I ran it under a cold tap.
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2011, 12:33:05 PM »
I find this house to be vulnerable at the roof level and also the huge roll up door can be penetrated with a vehicle. I'm not satisfied this will work. Need more concrete.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2011, 12:58:33 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on April 29, 2011, 12:33:05 PM
I find this house to be vulnerable at the roof level and also the huge roll up door can be penetrated with a vehicle. I'm not satisfied this will work. Need more concrete.

Jeesh...  Everybody knows that zombies can't drive, but I do see weakness in the roll up door.  I would probably want to lift/raise the entire structure by 8-10 feet. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2011, 02:41:22 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 29, 2011, 11:23:10 AM
Okay. But dogs CAN look up!


Dogs' bollocks!
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-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: First zombie proof house
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2011, 11:53:24 AM »
I've been Zombie-fied. Some little app on my wifes Droid did this.

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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2011, 04:22:08 PM »
3.5 inches to the right of where your little cut begins is where I aim!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2011, 04:34:32 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on November 17, 2011, 04:22:08 PM
3.5 inches to the right of where your little cut begins is where I aim!

Not before I eat your brains.

The app is kinda cool, you can touch the screen on the droid and the zombie will start eating at your finger.
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2011, 06:13:36 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on November 17, 2011, 11:53:24 AM
I've been Zombie-fied. Some little app on my wifes Droid did this.


I don't get it. So it added a little blood on your shirt.  pffft
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2011, 07:32:56 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on November 17, 2011, 11:53:24 AM
I've been Zombie-fied. Some little app on my wifes Droid did this.


Keen car SUV
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Re: First zombie proof house
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2011, 12:02:44 AM »
Quote from: DnATL on November 17, 2011, 07:32:56 PM
Keen car SUV

What did you expect.  He has 17 kids.
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