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So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????

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So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« on: April 09, 2008, 05:27:56 PM »
I heard that at the last scrimmage, last Saturday, the Pachyderm Club was in attendance...I've also seen pictures of some incoming freshmen at uat's practices and scrimmages....Hmmm, make$ me wonder a little, doe$n't it you, especially what kind of $tuffed animal some of the players received?  Also, notice that the practices and scrimmages have been Closed Off to nearly everyone....except a $elect few.  I'll bet ya a Schrute Buck that Andre "Jabba The Hut" Smith received some Micky D's coupons.......that's probably all he asked for.
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2008, 07:00:54 PM »
Damnit, Andre is All America good. 
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2008, 10:07:45 PM »
this is all rumor and hearsay, but...

i heard that $aban is a big fan of the 'Red Elephant Club' and has let them back into the program.  $hula didn't want anything to do with them and pretty much cut them off from Crimson Tide Football for fear of probation.  does make you wonder if some old money is back with the new crimson tide and $aban

for those that don't know, the red elephant club is a group of old bama alumni that like to fund things for the football program.  that also like to get together and talk about the 'bear'
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2008, 05:59:42 AM »
Bammer paying players? the tradishon continues
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 11:35:29 AM »
this is all rumor and hearsay, but...

i heard that $aban is a big fan of the 'Red Elephant Club' and has let them back into the program.  $hula didn't want anything to do with them and pretty much cut them off from Crimson Tide Football for fear of probation.  does make you wonder if some old money is back with the new crimson tide and $aban

for those that don't know, the red elephant club is a group of old bama alumni that like to fund things for the football program.  that also like to get together and talk about the 'bear'


by fund things you mean camp-outs, sock-hops and picnics?
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 11:57:52 AM »

by fund things you mean camp-outs, sock-hops and picnics?
and ACT's, High School Counselors and the occasional software engineer.
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 12:38:15 PM »
and ACT's, High School Counselors and the occasional software engineer.


OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! do you think that those bastions of integrity, our brothers to the west realize that their good hearted help might, just might be misconstrued as illegal in the eyes of that evil empire the NCAA?I would think that they would be shocked if they knew.
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 12:40:18 PM »

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! do you think that those bastions of integrity, our brothers to the west realize that their good hearted help might, just might be misconstrued as illegal in the eyes of that evil empire the NCAA?I would think that they would be shocked if they knew.
Oh my gosh, you are right.  It must have been the little brother syndrome talking.  Thanks for the intervention.
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 01:21:34 PM »
Someone should give them a heads up.  You know, the NCAA rule book is long and filled with small print.  It's very easy to overlook something and not realize that your seemingly innocent gesture could be a rules violation.  Do you know anyone in that particular club?

We should at least e-mail them.
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 01:38:24 PM »
I actually know a member of the red elephant club.
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 01:39:17 PM »
I actually know a member of the red elephant club.
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2008, 01:48:51 PM »
Someone should give them a heads up.  You know, the NCAA rule book is long and filled with small print.  It's very easy to overlook something and not realize that your seemingly innocent gesture could be a rules violation.  Do you know anyone in that particular club?

We should at least e-mail them.

there was a guy in a bammer hat /got 12 tee shirt, who's 1978 chevy broke down in front of my house, I let him use the phone to call his "diddy" but I don't think he had a computer since he didn't have a cell phone
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2008, 03:50:51 PM »
there was a guy in a bammer hat /got 12 tee shirt, who's 1978 chevy broke down in front of my house, I let him use the phone to call his "diddy" but I don't think he had a computer since he didn't have a cell phone
So now it's on you if they go on probation again.
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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2008, 03:55:44 PM »
What goes on? I have no idea, but whatever it is, it requires a police presence.

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Re: So, what REALLY goes on at uat's scrimmages????
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2008, 09:15:47 AM »
So now it's on you if they go on probation again.

wow never thought of that, I guess I can live with it,  since I hate them with the intensity of 2 stars going supernova at the same time it won't be a problem.
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