Mark Ingram = Emmitt Smith

Kaos · « **on:** April 25, 2011, 09:15:00 PM »

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/04/nfl_draft_2011_mark_ingram_vs.html

Fucking idiots.

I already emailed the drizzling fuck who wrote this asinine wad of garbage and informed him that the only area in which Ingram and Smith are remotely comparable is that Auburn left both crying like little bitches after epic comebacks the last time they faced the Tigers.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:49:37 PM »

Izzy Gould is currently #1 in the running for the Bulwer-Lytton contest.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2011, 10:51:23 PM »

I also love the video game comparison.

Emmitt Smith had his own video game for an entertainment system.

Ingram was voted on by fans to be on a piece of paper.

EXACTLY ALIKE I TELL YOU!

The Prowler · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:12:02 PM »

Was Emmitt a fucking pussy that faked injuries whenever he was shut down?

djsimp · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:49:52 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on April 25, 2011, 11:12:02 PM

Was Emmitt a fucking pussy that faked injuries whenever he was shut down?

The answer is no, and Smith didn't need the game cover to boost his moral. For the record, Ingram...is...a...pussy.

The Prowler · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2011, 02:17:45 AM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on April 26, 2011, 12:49:52 AM

The answer is no, and Smith didn't need the game cover to boost his moral. For the record, Ingram...is...a...pussy.

BINGO!!

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2011, 07:36:07 AM »

poor man's Ben Tate?

Kaos · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2011, 08:07:28 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on April 26, 2011, 07:36:07 AM

poor man's Ben Tate?

Said it all along

JR4AU · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2011, 08:22:02 AM »

Ingram couldn't carry Emmit's jock.

GH2001 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:12:57 AM »

Emmitt's an asshole. Emmitt was slow and built like Ingram. Both true stories.

Thats where the similarities end though. End of story.

Yes - a poor man's Ben Tate. Emmitt also didn't run from contact. Neither did Ben (ask Eric Berry).

djsimp · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:17:57 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 26, 2011, 09:12:57 AM

Emmitt's an asshole. Emmitt was slow and built like Ingram. Both true stories.

Thats where the similarities end though. End of story.

Yes - a poor man's Ben Tate. Emmitt also didn't run from contact. Neither did Ben (ask Eric Berry).

Token · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2011, 04:46:01 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on April 26, 2011, 09:17:57 AM

Technically speaking, Ben was running away from contact in that video. He hit Berry by accident, because as he was trying to avoid contact. Not because he was lowering his shoulder and trying to run through a tackle.

And for the record, avoiding the contact/tackle is exactly what a running back is supposed to do. Dumb asses.

Kaos · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:02:18 PM »

Ewok PUSSY

Least deserving Heisman winner in the history of the award.

djsimp · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2011, 05:07:51 PM »

Quote from: Token on April 26, 2011, 04:46:01 PM

Technically speaking, Ben was running away from contact in that video. He hit Berry by accident, because as he was trying to avoid contact. Not because he was lowering his shoulder and trying to run through a tackle.

And for the record, avoiding the contact/tackle is exactly what a running back is supposed to do. Dumb asses.

Shut your whorish mouth Sheriff.

The Prowler · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:05:05 PM »

Quote from: Token on April 26, 2011, 04:46:01 PM

Technically speaking, Ben was running away from contact in that video. He hit Berry by accident, because as he was trying to avoid contact. Not because he was lowering his shoulder and trying to run through a tackle.

And for the record, avoiding the contact/tackle is exactly what a running back is supposed to do. Dumb asses.

Maybe should watch it a few more times before you come off looking dumber than you already are. Tate does lower his shoulder before he sent Berry over 5 yards on his ass.

AWK · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:14:53 PM »

Quote from: Token on April 26, 2011, 04:46:01 PM

Technically speaking, Ben was running away from contact in that video. He hit Berry by accident, because as he was trying to avoid contact. Not because he was lowering his shoulder and trying to run through a tackle.

And for the record, avoiding the contact/tackle is exactly what a running back is supposed to do. Dumb asses.

Breaking through contact and avoiding are two different things. You are combining the two. Most quality running backs break through contact...just saying.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:23:46 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on April 26, 2011, 09:12:57 AM

Emmitt's an asshole. Emmitt was slow. Both bullshit.

FTFY

You'd bettah fuckin ask somebody.

Emmitt is a Dancing with the Stars Champion. Not an asshole.

And he wasn't slow.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2011, 06:48:25 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 26, 2011, 06:23:46 PM

FTFY

You'd bettah fuckin ask somebody.

Emmitt is a Dancing with the Stars Champion. Not an asshole.

And he wasn't slow.

He was an asshole when he was at Florida. Epic asshole.

AWK · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2011, 07:01:01 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 26, 2011, 06:23:46 PM

FTFY

You'd bettah fuckin ask somebody.

Emmitt is a Dancing with the Stars Champion. Not an asshole.

And he wasn't slow.

And this is why it took women so long to get the right to vote.

djsimp · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2011, 07:47:28 PM »

Quote from: AWK on April 26, 2011, 06:14:53 PM

Breaking through contact and avoiding are two different things. You are combining the two. Most quality running backs break through contact...just saying.

See thats the problem with the bammers, Ingram has been a bad example and has confused them.