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Vacation Report

Vacation Report
« on: April 17, 2011, 08:17:40 PM »
Hawaii was expensive, I got sea sick on Monday deep sea fishing (still managed 6 mahi mahi and 3 tuna), caught a virus on Thursday and lay in bed with a fever when I wasn't casting off ballast from both ends, got home Saturday night and the wife unexpectedly killed a rabbit.  Just call me Clark Griswold.

Speaking of a dead rabbit, anybody want to buy a truck?  Might need something a bit more three kid friendly.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 01:25:55 AM »
Sounds like my Vacation.  I went to Bham for the WP show dodged the tornadoes Friday.  Fixing to leave my parents for the drive back to Mobile this evening whence I was walking our Long Haired Chihuahua and my brothers Weimaraner attacked my dog.  I got mud and dog slobber all over my new Auburn Tshirt I had put on for 30 minutes.  Dog is okay but I had to stop at a Vet Hospital on the way home and dish out $227 bucks for some pain meds for the doggy.  I am off to the beach for the rest of the week tomorrow.  I hope it goes smooth from here on out.
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2011, 10:51:54 AM »
Sounds like my Vacation.  I went to Bham for the WP show dodged the tornadoes Friday.  Fixing to leave my parents for the drive back to Mobile this evening whence I was walking our Long Haired Chihuahua and my brothers Weimaraner attacked my dog.  I got mud and dog slobber all over my new Auburn Tshirt I had put on for 30 minutes.  Dog is okay but I had to stop at a Vet Hospital on the way home and dish out $227 bucks for some pain meds for the doggy.  I am off to the beach for the rest of the week tomorrow.  I hope it goes smooth from here on out.

That's karma smiting you for attending a Widespread Panic show.
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2011, 11:19:03 AM »
That's karma smiting you for attending a Widespread Panic show.

It's like you're in my head.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2011, 12:17:44 PM »
It's like you're in my head.
Make that 2 of us.
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2011, 12:23:56 PM »
It's like you're in my head vagina.


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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 01:04:22 PM »
If I had one of those I wouldn't ever leave the house.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2011, 01:35:04 PM »
Sounds like my Vacation.  I went to Bham for the WP show dodged the tornadoes Friday.  Fixing to leave my parents for the drive back to Mobile this evening whence I was walking our Long Haired Chihuahua and my brothers Weimaraner attacked my dog.  I got mud and dog slobber all over my new Auburn Tshirt I had put on for 30 minutes.  Dog is okay but I had to stop at a Vet Hospital on the way home and dish out $227 bucks for some pain meds for the doggy.  I am off to the beach for the rest of the week tomorrow.  I hope it goes smooth from here on out.


hopefully, there isn't a red tide at the beach.
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2011, 01:42:41 PM »

hopefully, there isn't a red tide at the beach.

Bank on it, wearing a Julio Jones jersey and the works.
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2011, 11:07:00 PM »

hopefully, there isn't a red tide at the beach.

Well there won't be for AU_Tiger_2000. At least not for the next nine months.

Congrats!

And better you than me. :)
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2011, 02:07:30 PM »
Well there won't be for AU_Tiger_2000. At least not for the next nine months.

Congrats!

And better you than me. :)

Thanks, getting more excited than the shock we were feeling at knowing that we will be 51 by the time this one gets out of high school.  She had her first doctor visit today and they found a heartbeat and gave us a due date of Dec 8th. 
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2011, 02:23:14 PM »
Thanks, getting more excited than the shock we were feeling at knowing that we will be 51 by the time this one gets out of high school.  She had her first doctor visit today and they found a heartbeat and gave us a due date of Dec 8th.

Congrats sir!
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2011, 02:29:42 PM »
Thanks, getting more excited than the shock we were feeling at knowing that we will be 51 by the time this one gets out of high school.  She had her first doctor visit today and they found a heartbeat and gave us a due date of Dec 8th.

Congratulations!!! If it makes you feel any better:

K just turned 7.  S just turned 4.  I will be 41 in July and Carl will be 49 in September.   Do THAT math.

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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2011, 03:04:38 PM »
Congratulations!!! If it makes you feel any better:

K just turned 7.  S just turned 4.  I will be 41 in July and Carl will be 49 in September.   Do THAT math.



add in the equation nookie is 3 years younger than the wench = cougar territory. 
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Re: Vacation Report
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2011, 03:27:52 PM »
Thanks, getting more excited than the shock we were feeling at knowing that we will be 51 by the time this one gets out of high school.  She had her first doctor visit today and they found a heartbeat and gave us a due date of Dec 8th.

Congratulations. Gotta keep that Adonis blood going.
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2011, 07:33:08 AM »
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