Hey... FUCK Solomon.
Why do people need to chill out with the accusations now because they're about Bama.
Where was the motherfucker calling for a cease fire when every single day some knuckle-dragging cro-magnon in a stained #12 jersey was slinging Newton, McGregor, Lowder, Lorino, McClover, Walt grenades at Auburn?
How about ceasing THAT motherfucking bullshit fire first you cornholing cowboys.
A dialogue of the past 6 months regarding off-season recruiting violations.
The Media - "FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN."
Auburn - "Why? We didn't do anything wrong."
The Media - "So what? FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN."
JLee - "Hey media, do you realize there's tangible proof that Alabama bought Brent Calloway?"
Alabama - "What?!?!?! BULLSHIT! Why are you bringing us into this?"
JLee - "Because I hate your punk ass."
Alabama - "Damnit!"
Jon Solomon - "Now, now. Let's not get too heated about this. Both Alabama and Auburn will fry if we keep this up. Can't we all, just, get along?"
Auburn - "What are you talking about? We haven't done anything wrong."
Jon Solomon - "Hey! Look everybody! The NCAA is investigating Tiger Prowl!"
The Media - "FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN."
Auburn - "What? We didn't do anything wrong. Alabama seems to have done something wrong though."
The Media - "Maybe everyone should cool off a bit. You know, these allegations are dangerous. We don't want to see the SEC implode because of this."
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The Media - "FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN FUCK AUBURN."