Shit Just Got Real

[Snaggletiger]

Skreetz.

Where the skreetz have no name.

[Jumbo]

Where the skreetz have no name.

The skreetz are paved with Woodruff.

[Buzz Killington]

The skreetz are paved with Woodruff.

and lined with peach trees

[Snaggletiger]

and lined with peach trees

Really love your peaches. Wanna' shake your tree

[Jumbo]

Really love your peaches. Wanna' shake your tree

Callaway sure show you a good time.

[JR4AU]

Really love your peaches. Wanna' shake your tree

-5 for overusing the song

[Buzz Killington]

-5 for overusing the song

It's like that response comes from a can now.  One that was put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

[Snaggletiger]

It's like that response comes from a can now.  One that was put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

There's millions of em'.

[Jumbo]

It's like that response comes from a can now.  One that was put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

I'm movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches.

[Snaggletiger]

I'm movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches.

Will you drive that little blue dune buggy?

[Jumbo]

Will you drive that little blue dune buggy?

In the sand?

[wesfau2]

There is NOW officially more evidence that Bammer bought Brent Calloway, than there is or ever was that Auburn bought Cam Newton.

This bears repeating.

Over and over.

The response I'm getting, however, is:  "well, this is just like the repairs to Newton's church."

[Jumbo]

This bears repeating.

Over and over.

The response I'm getting, however, is:  "well, this is just like the repairs to Newton's church."

I agree, evidence is very important.

[JR4AU]

This bears repeating.

Over and over.

The response I'm getting, however, is:  "well, this is just like the repairs to Newton's church."

I see a document proving or that is at least evidence of 2 things: The mortgage was paid off, and Peaches lied about it.

I've seen nothing but conflicting reports on what, if any, repairs were ever done to Cecil's church.  I have heard it's still not up to code, and never has been, despite "reports" of a sudden influx of cash that has never been shown.

[Snaggletiger]

I see a document proving or that is at least evidence of 2 things: The mortgage was paid off, and Peaches lied about it.

I've seen nothing but conflicting reports on what, if any, repairs were ever done to Cecil's church.  I have heard it's still not up to code, and never has been, despite "reports" of a sudden influx of cash that has never been shown.

Here's the thing.  You do not.....do not...don't....can't hide huge cash payments, or otherwise, from the FBI.  If they got in this thing to see if $$$ did change hands, they would have found it. 

[JR4AU]

Here's the thing.  You do not.....do not...don't....can't hide huge cash payments, or otherwise, from the FBI.  If they got in this thing to see if $$$ did change hands, they would have found it.

Try telling a moron bammer that.  Try telling them the FBI, even if they had McGregor on wire taps with something to do with Auburn, can't just give that shit to anybody.   You can tell them, and you'll get the standard idiotic chuckle like Shane does, followed by "Paaaawwwwl, them Aubies are delusional".   Ignorance and idiocy are actually wonderful tools to use in an  argument involving facts and intellect, because so often, they present such stupid retorts that nothing can be said in response that would make any more sense than what they said.  Unfortunately, they feel they make perfect sense when they spew stupid shit. 

[GH2001]

Try telling a moron bammer that.  Try telling them the FBI, even if they had McGregor on wire taps with something to do with Auburn, can't just give that shit to anybody.   You can tell them, and you'll get the standard idiotic chuckle like Shane does, followed by "Paaaawwwwl, them Aubies are delusional".   Ignorance and idiocy are actually wonderful tools to use in an  argument involving facts and intellect, because so often, they present such stupid retorts that nothing can be said in response that would make any more sense than what they said.  Unfortunately, they feel they make perfect sense when they spew stupid shit.

You reckon da ENN-CEE-DUBBLE-AAAA gon' drop the hammer on da barn reel soon Pawwlll? I heard its-a-comin from the grapevines. Whucthuu thank about dat pawllll? I'll hang up an lissenn.

[JR4AU]

You reckon da ENN-CEE-DUBBLE-AAAA gon' drop the hammer on da barn reel soon Pawwlll? I heard its-a-comin from the grapevines. Whucthuu thank about dat pawllll? I'll hang up an lissenn.

Great call, Tammy is next!

[Townhallsavoy]

Great call, Tammy is next!

PAWL I DONE DEN TELL YOU BOUT DEM AWBUN TIGAHS PAWL YOU HEAR ME WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE DEM DONE GONG BAMMERS DON'T KNOW BOUT US AWBUN TIGAHS PAWL YOU HEAR ME WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE

[GH2001]

PAWL I DONE DEN TELL YOU BOUT DEM AWBUN TIGAHS PAWL YOU HEAR ME WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE DEM DONE GONG BAMMERS DON'T KNOW BOUT US AWBUN TIGAHS PAWL YOU HEAR ME WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE WAR EAGLE

Pretty much.

I wish they would quit taking her call or she would quit calling. Charles isnt "quite" as bad.

The public view is that: Auburn has 2 crazy callers and Bama has 1. Both equally crazy and redneck fan bases to an outsider who listens to the show on Sirius, etc.