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Chiz & the Auburn Race Car

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Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« on: April 17, 2011, 02:16:55 PM »
http://videos.al.com/birmingham-news/2011/04/gene_chizik_sees_the_auburn_ra.html

TALLADEGA, Alabama - Auburn head football coach Gene Chizik will be the grand marshal of the' Aarons 499 NASCAR Sprint Cup race at the Talladega Superspeedway Sunday April 17, 2011. Chizik talks about seeing the number 15 Toyota that will be driven by Michael Waltrip during the race with Auburn logo on the car celebrating their 2010 BCS National Championship. (The Birmingham News/Frank Couch)

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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2011, 02:36:45 PM »
I fear for Waltrips life. I'm wondering just how many idiot bammers in the stands will be arrested for throwing Natty Light bottles at his car.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2011, 10:11:25 PM »
I fear for Waltrips life. I'm wondering just how many idiot bammers in the stands will be arrested for throwing Natty Light bottles at his car.

I made the mistake of going to the Dega race 3 years ago when Jeff Gordon passed Dale Earnhardt in wins. I feared for my life when he won. Not really, but it got crazy. Full cans of beer and whatever else they could get their hands on were flying over my head and onto the track. Gordon came back around after a victory lap and his car looked like it had been beaten with baseball bats. I have it all on video. It was nuts. Those inbreds care deeply about Bammer football and #3.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2011, 11:37:01 PM »
I've never been to a Nascar and I don't I ever will; especially if its in the other Turd-town. Maybe Daytona but never the shithole they call Talledega. I do agree on Sr though. He is right up there with the Bahr. Imagine if they could bury Sr right next to Bahr. Thats a money maker.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2011, 01:08:06 AM »
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2011, 02:58:20 PM »


I was one of the first to note the coolness of the black leather jacket in his ESPN interviews back in Dec or Jan, but it's April, and it's time for a new look Chiz!

Otherwise, pretty cool.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2011, 03:46:07 PM »
I was one of the first to note the coolness of the black leather jacket in his ESPN interviews back in Dec or Jan, but it's April, and it's time for a new look Chiz!

You shut your dirty whorish mouth... that look is yummy.  All day, every day, in every way... yummy.  If I were Mrs. Coach Chizik, he never takes it off...
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2011, 03:54:16 PM »
He takes it off for one thing and one thing only.
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2011, 04:03:36 PM »
He takes it off for one thing and one thing only.

To send to the dry cleaners?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2011, 04:13:53 PM »
To send to the dry cleaners?

Sani whiffs on a Smokey and the Bandit quote?

Say it ain't so.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2011, 04:14:43 PM »
Chiz steals a ladies heart, without sayin' a word.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2011, 05:10:05 PM »
He takes it off for one thing and one thing only.

Take your hat off.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2011, 02:33:55 AM »
Sani whiffs on a Smokey and the Bandit quote?

Say it ain't so.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2011, 06:56:30 AM »
Sani whiffs on a Smokey and the Bandit quote?

Say it ain't so.

I actually thought about Smokey and the Bandit and decided to go another direction.  You may say it was a called strike but a whiff it was not.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2011, 07:57:27 AM »
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2011, 08:23:10 AM »
If you're gonna hang out in places like this, wear a badge on your didey
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2011, 08:45:26 AM »
There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2011, 11:11:29 AM »
There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

Daddy - I gotta pee pee!
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Re: Chiz & the Auburn Race Car
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2011, 11:36:19 AM »
Daddy - I gotta pee pee!

I'm gonna barbeque yo' ass in molasses!
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