I will be going to Alabama's A-day and if anyone cares I will tell you what I see.
Let me save you the trouble.
1) Fat bitches in tank tops and cowboy hats with sun scalded shoulders and cleavage.
2) Billy Bobs in gut-stretched Mark Ingram jerseys wearing jorts, houndstooth baseball hats and $4.99 sunglasses with neoprene neck straps
3) Harvey Updyke
4) Meth-thin, ferret-faced weasely fucks wearing Wal Mart Bama jerseys, cut off jeans and battered high tops. Typically they will accompany the fat bitches.
5) Sloppy sorority girls walking funny after a night of conducting the train on the upstairs pool table.
6) Self-important idiot fraternity fucks.
7) An assortment of crusty former players -- most of whom have alcohol problems and/or are unemployable -- throwing footballs around at halftime
8) About 85 kids using steroids and other performance enhancing drugs.
9) Brodie II: The sequel
10) A naopleonic assclown douchebag fuckwad
11) Seven idiot assistants
12) Paul Finebaum
13) 54,000 people with facial hair (many of them women)
14) At least one utter moron with a tattoo of a man 30-years dead on his back
15) A teeming mass of jealousy and frustration wrapped in crimpson.