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Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?

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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2011, 10:57:37 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2011, 10:43:27 AM
and I never slice

This calls for the Billy Baroo...
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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2011, 02:50:16 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 11, 2011, 10:17:17 AM
Only if the sport requires athletic ability to compete. 

Rolling dice...  Reading cards...  Counting cards... 
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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2011, 02:51:09 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 11, 2011, 10:20:30 AM
you dropped the ball, doll. Maybe you were alseep for the second part of the assessment. ;)

QUIET!!!  Men are talking.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2011, 02:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 11, 2011, 10:43:27 AM
and I never slice
You must have been something before electricity!
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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2011, 03:37:40 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on April 11, 2011, 02:52:06 PM
You must have been something before electricity!
How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?
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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2011, 09:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 11, 2011, 07:20:06 AM
Correction. 
Horse racing is a sport because you can bet on it. 
I think you meant that jockeys are not athletes.

Agreed that jockeys aren't "athletes", but that doesn't mean that you can only bet on "sports".

Other gambling opportunities that fail to qualify as "sport":

Poker
Bowling
NASCAR
Everything in a casino
The over/under on "dicks in AWK's mouth" on any given Friday night
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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2011, 09:22:29 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 11, 2011, 09:36:46 PM
The over/under on "tools in AWK's mouth" on any given Friday night 

Wash your fuckin' mouth. You got seven kinds of cock breath.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2011, 09:45:50 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on April 12, 2011, 09:22:29 AM
Wash your fuckin' mouth. You got seven kinds of cock breath.

Get the whores to fuckin'.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2011, 04:32:44 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 11, 2011, 09:36:46 PM
Agreed that jockeys aren't "athletes", but that doesn't mean that you can only bet on "sports".

Other gambling opportunities that fail to qualify as "sport":

Poker
Bowling
NASCAR
Everything in a casino
The over/under on "dicks in AWK's mouth" on any given Friday night
Always take the over.
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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2011, 06:53:52 PM »
Quote from: AWK on April 12, 2011, 04:32:44 PM
Always take the over.

Especially this friday night.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2011, 08:42:59 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 12, 2011, 06:53:52 PM
Especially this friday night.
Wait, if you are going to show up Friday, that would be awesome.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2011, 10:11:00 PM »
Quote from: AWK on April 12, 2011, 08:42:59 PM
Wait, if you are going to show up Friday, that would be awesome.

Remains to be seen....but I'm trying.

I have a bet to win.
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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2011, 11:06:49 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 12, 2011, 10:11:00 PM

I have a bet to win.


In addition to the cocks in mouth one?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Any of you princesses at or heading to Augusta?
« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2011, 10:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 13, 2011, 11:06:49 AM

In addition to the cocks in mouth one?

That's all.
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