Cocks go flacid, Stephen Garcia suspended again

[MarkChand]

....this time it could be for good

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=14398066

[AUsweetheart]

I really am dying to know what it is....no drugs or alcohol....I mean, what does that leave? Midget sex? Is that against the rules?

[MarkChand]

There is supposedly a stripper with one leg at one of the local clubs here. She may be involved...

[Godfather]

There is supposedly a stripper with one leg at one of the local clubs here. She may be involved...

Isn't that always the case.  I wonder how she works the pole?



also I may try and get a job as a newscaster in Columbia, because apparently you don't have to have any experience or talent.

[Buzz Killington]

There is supposedly a stripper with one leg at one of the local clubs here. She may be involved...

Ileen?

[wesfau2]

Ileen?

Or her brother, Ben.  The Dover twins.

[djsimp]

Or her brother, Ben.  The Dover twins.

Grab your ankles and spell run.

[MarkChand]

From the article posted below:

"The rising fifth-year senior showed up Tuesday night for a Southeastern Conference-mandated life skills event smelling of alcohol and was asked to leave, according to a source with knowledge of the situation."


In my book dinking is a life skill.


http://www.gogamecocks.com/2011/04/06/100829/ggf-garcia-suspended-indefinitely.html#

[Godfather]

Where the fuck you been Chand?

[dallaswareagle]

Where the fuck you been Chand?

And what is dinking?

[AUsweetheart]

So are you saying Garcia does or does not know how to dink?

[Buzz Killington]

So are you saying Garcia does or does not know how to dink?

I'm thinking no.  If he did, all three of the chicks in his hotel room the night before their bowl game would have been naked.

[MarkChand]

Where the fuck you been Chand?

You have to excuse me, I'm dunk...

[dallaswareagle]

I'm thinking no.  If he did, all three of the chicks in his hotel room the night before their bowl game would have been naked.

With three naked girls my dink would become DINK

[Buzz Killington]

With three naked girls my dink would become DINK

Why dink when you can DUNK?

[dallaswareagle]

Why dink when you can DUNK?

Come on-you know most women want the foredinking first.