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Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...

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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2011, 11:16:10 AM »
:facepalm: ugh

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.

We ain't won a game since 1994, we already the laughing stock.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2011, 11:17:10 AM »
I thought your grandma used to say porch monkey?

it's ok.  I'm taking it back.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2011, 11:19:35 AM »
We ain't won a game since 1994, we already the laughing stock.

From Champs to chumps. Just six months ago, the Auburn Tigers were billed as the greatest college football team in history, and now, they are history.
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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2011, 11:21:35 AM »
From Champs to chumps. Just six months ago, the Auburn Tigers were billed as the greatest college football team in history, and now, they are history.

A Waterboy quote would have been more appropriate.

just sayin'.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2011, 11:23:52 AM »
I thought your grandma used to say porch monkey?

"Those porch monkeys are fucked."
is the exact quote.
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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2011, 11:29:01 AM »
A Waterboy quote would have been more appropriate.

just sayin'.
No more appropriate would have been if you hadn't switched to the Waterboy.  We were running with Unnecessary Roughness, and you broke the sequence. 

just sayin

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.
Correct reply....What do you think we are now?

but I let it slide...cause I like the look of your face.
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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2011, 11:56:25 AM »
We need a mixture of Sinbad and Jake Taylor.
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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2011, 12:22:02 PM »
A Waterboy quote would have been more appropriate.

just sayin'.

Oh No!  We suck again!
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« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2011, 12:23:42 PM »
No more appropriate would have been if you hadn't switched to the Waterboy.  We were running with Unnecessary Roughness, and you broke the sequence. 

just sayin

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.
Correct reply....What do you think we are now?

but I let it slide...cause I like the look of your face.

All the players from the old team have been expelled and all the coaches have been fired.
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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2011, 12:24:10 PM »
Sometimes it's good to mix things up.
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« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2011, 12:33:46 PM »
No more appropriate would have been if you hadn't switched to the Waterboy.  We were running with Unnecessary Roughness, and you broke the sequence. 

just sayin

We'll be the laughing stock of college football.
Correct reply....What do you think we are now?

but I let it slide...cause I like the look of your face.

Funny because the same quote is in The Waterboy so I thought you were the one who had changed.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2011, 12:34:42 PM »
My suggestion...start drinking heavily.
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« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2011, 12:36:46 PM »
Funny because the same quote is in The Waterboy so I thought you were the one who had changed.


Face touch it out bitch?
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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2011, 01:03:00 PM »
We ain't won a game since 1994, we already the laughing stock.

Was that the LSU interception game? If so, that was my all time favorite game to be at in JHS. I had no idea it was our last win though. I witnessed history...
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« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2011, 07:28:04 PM »
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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2011, 11:31:57 PM »
Was that the LSU interception game? If so, that was my all time favorite game to be at in JHS. I had no idea it was our last win though. I witnessed history...

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Re: Look for another HBO special starring Jessel Curry soon...
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2011, 11:46:46 PM »
Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?
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