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Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot

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Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« on: April 02, 2011, 11:10:23 PM »
The real investigation should be into how this fucking clown stayed eligible.  I know how hard my daughter and her friends struggle to keep the grades up. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/04/former_auburn_player_stanley_m.html

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He told the newspaper he didn't reveal the names of the boosters.

 "I told her I'm not doing it for that," McClover told the Sun Sentinel in an exclusive interview. "I didn't give her anything. She wasn't mad. I think she respected where I was coming from. I told her I don't want to get all caught up in that. That's another way to cover up the truth, to talk about this money. Let's talk about what it's doing to these kids. They don't want to talk about that."


What exactly is it "doing to these kids?"   

It's giving them the opportunity to get a good education for free.
It's giving them the chance to run out on the field in front of 87,000 mostly adoring fans wearing a uniform the rest of us can only dream of wearing.
It's giving them the opportunity to basically walk down the street and point at girls.  And get them.
It's giving them the opportunity to work hard, improve and maybe turn into a multimillionaire NFL player.
It's giving them the chance to live the life -- and make their life better in the process. 

Don't think the AU experience made them spend a million fucking dollars in a strip club.  Nor did it make any of them hire a herbal healer from Pakistan who rubbed a rock over their injury and told them not to rehab. 

Yeah.  Let's make sure the story gets told.  Those poor kids. 

I would have raped and strangled an orangutan if I'd had the chance to be on the field like they were (except Raven Gray, who never made it).  I didn't have the size or the speed.  These four drizzling fucks don't have any appreciation for the gift they were given.  They just wiped their ass with it. 

Fuck them.  Hard. 
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 10:10:55 AM »
So, now he's gonna hide behind the kids huh? What a douche. He brought this shit on himself. He is the one that sunk his teeth into the HBO bait. He is the one that sold out to HBO for their sponsorship of his "charity".

He didn't tell them any names? He didn't give them any information? Hmmm, I wonder why?
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 03:28:30 PM »
So, now he's gonna hide behind the kids huh? What a douche. He brought this shit on himself. He is the one that sunk his teeth into the HBO bait. He is the one that sold out to HBO for their sponsorship of his "charity".

He didn't tell them any names? He didn't give them any information? Hmmm, I wonder why?
He doesn't have any information to give.
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2011, 05:49:01 PM »
He doesn't have any information to give.

BAM! Because doesn't have shit for info! Damn right Jumbo. I can see this turning on him at some point, and when it does...well, I suspect the shit will get ugly for him. McClover has burned all his bridges, there isn't any turning back now.
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 09:34:51 PM »
BAM! Because doesn't have shit for info! Damn right Jumbo. I can see this turning on him at some point, and when it does...well, I suspect the shit will get ugly for him. McClover has burned all his bridges, there isn't any turning back now.

The story has been told, the bammers, and their media have it, and will manufacture every spin in the world to make what he says true, despite no proof, and in the face of dozens of other players with no axe to grind saying it's false.  It's all true because the bammers want it to be. 
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 09:05:33 AM »
The story has been told, the bammers, and their media have it, and will manufacture every spin in the world to make what he says true, despite no proof, and in the face of dozens of other players with no axe to grind saying it's false.  It's all true because the bammers want it to be.

Yeah, there is not better proof than what Auburn has dealt with in the last year. The bammers will spin it, but the point still remains that if McClover gets too tangled up it could get really ugly for him. Where he stands now, there want be too many people to extend a hand to help him out.
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2011, 04:52:27 PM »
http://www.wqam.com/index.php?page=347&sid=rvsem3bb3ct73cfdaa14kt1v7p8heo2b

Quite obvious he is full of dog shit.  He doesn't even realize he's contradicting everything his compadres had to say. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2011, 05:43:14 PM »
McClover: "I wanted to go to tOSU, how Auburn gonna get a star out of FL, Dillard...I never heard of Auburn...my DL coach went to Auburn, guys I played with went to Auburn." 

WHAT

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FUCK?
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2011, 05:56:48 PM »
This is the sorriest of sorry motherfuckers.  I don't care if every fucking word of it is true.  In a way that would make him even worse.  "They recruit you, the throw pussy and money at you...when you play good these rich white guys give you money...the coaches give you fighhunnerddollah and tell you they're going to take care of you while you're there, and I let them and ran around with my hand out the whole time...cuz what else would I do, I didn't have nothing, came from nothing...what would you expect...then when it all dries up...FUCK EM, I'M GONNA RUIN THEM FOR IT!"
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2011, 06:43:26 PM »
McClover: "I wanted to go to tOSU, how Auburn gonna get a star out of FL, Dillard...I never heard of Auburn...my DL coach went to Auburn, guys I played with went to Auburn." 

WHAT

THE

FUCK?
Yup.  That's a credible person that the bammers found, LMFAO!!!!

I'll bet they thought their "let's put Prothro on the show, he ain't gonna tell on us" was a great idea to start the show.  They didn't think Prothro would actually clam up, start sweating bullets, & start biting his own lip off when asked if he was paid while playing at SPuat.  That's what was funny about all of it.
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2011, 10:00:37 PM »
McClover: "I wanted to go to tOSU, how Auburn gonna get a star out of FL, Dillard...I never heard of Auburn...my DL coach went to Auburn, guys I played with went to Auburn." 

WHAT

THE

FUCK?

He may crack sooner than I thought.
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« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2011, 10:17:54 AM »
McClover: "I wanted to go to tOSU, how Auburn gonna get a star out of FL, Dillard...I never heard of Auburn...my DL coach went to Auburn, guys I played with went to Auburn." 

WHAT

THE

FUCK?

But he didn't know who Auburn was
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« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2011, 10:21:20 AM »
I got to warn these kids about the money.  The money mess wif dey minds and make them crazy.  People just handing you money, that insane man.  Don't want these kids to make the mistake I did and take that money. 


Well, Stanley, what do you think they should do about it?  What's Stanley McClover's solution?

Man, they got to pay these kids. It ain't right for these coaches and schools to be making all this money.  Pay the kids. 


So.  Money is the problem.  We'll solve that by giving them money. 

Yes.  That's beautiful. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2011, 10:33:15 AM »
I got to warn these kids about the money.  The money mess wif dey minds and make them crazy.  People just handing you money, that insane man.  Don't want these kids to make the mistake I did and take that money. 


Well, Stanley, what do you think they should do about it?  What's Stanley McClover's solution?

Man, they got to pay these kids. It ain't right for these coaches and schools to be making all this money.  Pay the kids. 


So.  Money is the problem.  We'll solve that by giving them money. 

Yes.  That's beautiful.

There is no arguing with sound reasoning like that.
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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2011, 11:45:43 AM »
There is no arguing with sound reasoning like that.

Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2011, 10:04:54 AM »
Just heard a clip from this interview.

Why did I never hear they sent the entire coaching staff down there until Stanley's dumb ass said that? It's not like they would hide that, or it's illegal. In fact, it is fucking awesome, and puts the schools and media in a frenzy, as evidenced by the Tiger Prowl, which the NCAA had to make rules to fucking prevent. Of course, that statement, amongst others, was disputed by his former coaching staff...
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Re: Stanley McClover is a motherfucking idiot
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2011, 10:06:58 AM »
Tubs took 5 coaches with him to visit Carnell Williams.  Other than that, I have never heard about more than a couple going anywhere.
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2011, 10:20:51 AM »
If Auburn is willing to pay for these scrubs, some of whom never saw the field at Auburn, to go to school, why wouldn't Auburn pay him to shut the fuck up? How hard would it be to make an anonymous donation to his fund for him to shut his trap quickly?
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