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Engrish.com (for Saniflush & GarMan)

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Engrish.com (for Saniflush & GarMan)
« on: April 03, 2008, 04:04:30 PM »
I know that Uncle Sani and GarMan both will appreciate this site having worked for a Japanese company at one time as I have (see below).   :rofl:


http://www.engrish.com/recent.php?pageNum_rsRecent=0&totalRows_rsRecent=49
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

Saniflush

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Re: Engrish.com (for Saniflush & GarMan)
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 04:08:04 PM »
"Go Frying" 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Tarheel

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Re: Engrish.com (for Saniflush & GarMan)
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 04:18:56 PM »
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ATTENTION

THE FOLLOWING ACTS ARE PROHIBITED IN THIS BUILDING:

1. Solicitations, puddings, intentional gatherings and events, donation askings, billings and distributions of posters...


No "puddings", "askings", or "billings"!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Engrish.com (for Saniflush & GarMan)
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 03:40:48 PM »
Good to know they are taken care of too...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Engrish.com (for Saniflush & GarMan)
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 07:55:37 PM »
Such confusion in vowel sounds can lead to examples like "fack you!" in place of "f*ck you", etc.


Dumb retards, who said they were smarter than us.
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