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The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #640 on: October 12, 2011, 11:50:24 AM »
I'm getting really tired of the "Beast Mode" the Brewers are doing.  Hit a single?  Beast mode!  Home run?  Beast Mode!  Fuck them, and their beast mode.

If the Cards don't advance, I'm rooting for the AL.

Yes, it's a little much.
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #641 on: October 12, 2011, 12:43:07 PM »
When did we ever stop talking about that?  It's a done deal, pretty much, right? Your Dead Bird Pujols jersey is worthless after this year...

Fuck you, cock breath.

Josh Hamilton is one of my favorite feel good stories.

That's because you want him to motorboat you.
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #642 on: October 12, 2011, 01:29:14 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #643 on: October 12, 2011, 01:35:01 PM »


If the Cubs get Pujols can the O's have Carpenter?   I know there are better options out there, but if we are taking shots a Jarhead, then why not?
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #644 on: October 12, 2011, 01:55:20 PM »
Fuck both of you.
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #646 on: October 12, 2011, 02:04:15 PM »
That's because you want him to motorboat you.

Not really - his tats are just a bit much.  Plus, there would be no post-coital cocktail.  On the bright side, I wouldn't have to share my Oxycontin.
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #647 on: October 13, 2011, 09:05:01 AM »
Squirrel Mode > Beast Mode
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #648 on: October 13, 2011, 09:35:32 AM »
Winner of game 4 will win the NLCS.  I don't know if the Cards can go back to the Keg and take 1.  LaRussa already said Carp will go in game 7 on 3 days rest.  That worked out so well for us in Philly.

And these games stress me out.  Every time a Cardinal pitched to a Brewer, I was expecting them to tie it up.

Do Rangers close it out tonight?  Is that a good thing if they do?  Game 1 of the World Series is on the 19th.  Would a week off in October be a good/bad thing?
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #649 on: October 13, 2011, 09:52:19 AM »
Do Rangers close it out tonight?  Is that a good thing if they do?  Game 1 of the World Series is on the 19th.  Would a week off in October be a good/bad thing?

Does anyone but you really give two fucks at a flying doughnut?
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #650 on: October 13, 2011, 10:34:21 AM »
Does anyone but you really give two fucks at a flying doughnut?

Fuck you, cock breath.
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #651 on: October 13, 2011, 10:42:57 AM »
Does anyone but you really give two fucks at a flying doughnut?







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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #652 on: October 13, 2011, 10:44:00 AM »
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #653 on: October 13, 2011, 12:05:23 PM »
Winner of game 4 will win the NLCS.  I don't know if the Cards can go back to the Keg and take 1.  LaRussa already said Carp will go in game 7 on 3 days rest.  That worked out so well for us in Philly.

And these games stress me out.  Every time a Cardinal pitched to a Brewer, I was expecting them to tie it up.

Do Rangers close it out tonight?  Is that a good thing if they do?  Game 1 of the World Series is on the 19th.  Would a week off in October be a good/bad thing?

I had higher hopes for the Tigers.  If the cards pull it out, then consider me a Card fan for the rest of the season.  If they don't, then Go Rangers.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #654 on: October 13, 2011, 03:05:00 PM »
Fuck you, cock breath.

Oh, Jarhead.  I am so sorry for my thoughtless and unsportsmanlike behavior over the past few weeks.  I wish the Cardinals and their wonderful fans nothing but the best as they try and close out the series with a win tonight.  I am sure Pujols and Berkman will hit grand slam after grand slam, and make you and your friends so happy and joyful.  Why, I'll bet baby kittens and sparkly unicorns will pop right out of Berkman's ass as he rounds the bases!!  We National League fans need to stick together and cheer each other on, even when our own personal favorites suck donkey balls.  It's time to set aside the personal animosity between our teams and support our division!!

So let me close with a heartfelt apology and a resounding GO CARDS!!!

:wartim::wartim::wartim::wartim::wartim::wartim::wartim:
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #655 on: October 13, 2011, 03:16:25 PM »
Oh, Jarhead.  I am so sorry for my thoughtless and unsportsmanlike behavior over the past few weeks.  I wish the Cardinals and their wonderful fans nothing but the best as they try and close out the series with a win tonight.  I am sure Pujols and Berkman will hit grand slam after grand slam, and make you and your friends so happy and joyful.  Why, I'll bet baby kittens and sparkly unicorns will pop right out of Berkman's ass as he rounds the bases!!  We National League fans need to stick together and cheer each other on, even when our own personal favorites suck donkey balls.  It's time to set aside the personal animosity between our teams and support our division!!

So let me close with a heartfelt apology and a resounding GO CARDS!!!

:wartim::wartim::wartim::wartim::wartim::wartim::wartim:

I hate you.

You're sammich is going to have one piece of bread.
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #656 on: October 14, 2011, 12:13:18 PM »

Didn't work for you there bud.  Verlander > Texans.
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #657 on: October 14, 2011, 09:16:58 PM »
Didn't work for you there bud.  Verlander > Texans.

Lucky ass bounces>texans
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #658 on: October 26, 2011, 07:33:41 AM »
Cock breath (just trying to get some mojo back).
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Re: The OFFICIAL 2011 MLB Bitch & Moan Thread
« Reply #659 on: October 26, 2011, 11:57:47 AM »
Cock breath (just trying to get some mojo back).

You could at least wait for the insult.

I was thinking about someone getting Tony LaRussa some sort of walkie talkie system for Christmas.  If that fuckup winds up costing the Cards the Series, I will laugh my ass off. 
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